Madonna's hands look like the cryptkeepers
She hangs on to her husband with a death grip, because he doesn't want to be photographed with her
Bonus Pic! Madonna's really cool friend,
Rosie O'Donnell came to Madonna's BORING orphan movie too
and took the opportunity to try to be funny.
Oh ha ha ! Rosie you are HILARIOUS, my friend!
Stop it! OMG You're so funny!! NICE red nose,
you fat stupid alcoholic, UGH