I've never seen so much fug in one spot. Ashton looks insane and Tallulah is even uglier than Rumer. Scout doesn't look bad here, but she's uglied up considerably.
They must have been drunk. Really drunk. Ashton "I won't shut up, I'm so cool" Kutcher told Elle Magazine:“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex — all of us except Tallulah, the youngest … and one boyfriend was there."
How did "MOD" know that "one of the girls" had sex? GROSSSS
And they all talked about sex in an open forum. Well, I need to know what was said. Now! STFU Ashton, you are so incredibly inappropriate. Why does some farm boy think he needs to talk to these hideously deformed tramps about sex? Can't Demitria do it, or their really hip dad, Bruno? Why do we have to hear about it? Ashton thinks it makes him sound cool. UGH.
In other news, last night, Rumer Willis attempted unsuccessfully to get into Hollywood club Villa after hearing a rumor about a special Goth themed party. Hahahah!!!! Look what she wore. GO HOME, FREAK. Feeling defeated, Willis then retreated to the Stevie Nicks fan club meeting at a nearby Starbucks.
