Star is reporting that Jessica Simpson's recent hospital stay was triggered by more than just an "infection." The dumb bitch was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. on March 28 and remained there for four days. Reps for the singer said she was being treated for a "kidney infection," but an insider tells Star it was more than that. Jessica's health problems were "brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol," says the source. She was treated for alcohol poisoning, and put into detox."She was also treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection." Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! "She was a nervous wreck," says the insider. "She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling."
With no career for years, the only job Jessica was offered was to fly to Kuwait to sing for the soldiers. Every movie she's in has the lowest turnout of any movie ever made. Her country album was shelved because there was no interest. She can't even pose for "sexy" photos and look believable. Her last shots in Esquire Magazine were a joke, because she looked like absolutely ridiculous. You know the photographer was like, "Now lean your head back and open your mouth a little," (like ah....the water is so refreshing type of thing.) And look what she did! What a freak, she's completely and utterly useless. This was an outtake,by the way. Think how hard they must have been laughing at her. There isn't a sexy thing about her. Big boobs? SO WHAT. Everyone has big boobs, or they don't. Boobs are not enough, you need something else. Something! A personality would be good.
So, anyway, since she has nothing at all to do except buy horrible purses, she follows her boyfriends around the country until they get sick of her. Tony Romo uses her for money because he doesn't want to spend his own. John Mayer quickly tired of Jessica after he used her for disgusting kinky sex acts, (which involved maids refusing to clean up after them) and it was reported that he also insisted she abort his child.
oh. my. god.
