Michael Lohan, devout man of the cloth and ex-con, said today:
"We are going to India to stop child sexual slavery. We are also going to help children with AIDS. Lindsay will be coming as a missionary. She's made it clear to me that she definitely is coming along."
Wait.. Lindsay as a missionary? Sent by the church to carry out the Holy Savior's divine work? She agreed to "abandon the ways of this world and devote her entire life to live fully in HIS Kingdom?"
here is real gross Lindsay today, probably preparing for her missionary work
