Avril Lavigne's husband, Derek, puts his hand deep in her crack
and then tenderly massages her nips. Can't they do this at home?
No, but we can hope. Ok, that was mean.How about: No, but your career is.
I never thought I'd see a human, lesbian or otherwise, as ugly as Rosie O'Donnell is.
Then I saw Cynthia Nixon from Sex and The City's lover. If you are a lesbian, why have a woman who looks like a man, espesh an ugly man? Don't get it.
At first I thought she looked like Bruce Bogtrotter of Matilda fame, aka The Studliest Kid at The Barmitzvah in The Wedding Singer. (In The Wedding Singer, he had red hair)
Poor Patrick! While looking for a photo of him, I found his website, and wish I hadn't:
http://www.our-home.org/patrickrenna/
Only 19, and a member of the Scientology cult, poor kid.
Anyway, back to how ugly Cynthia's lover, Christine Marinoni is!!!
The pair love doing crossword puzzles together! FUN! Cynthia has said it's the best relationship of her life, and she doesn't know if she would love Christine if she were a man. Um... what do you mean, IF SHE WERE a man?
Retarded Jessica and Daisy at the airport
Someone stop her!!!!!!!!!!!! She's going to the gym twice a day now for a total of 5 hours a day!!