Don't Believe It

In Touch Weekly is down 26 percent year-to-date on the newsstand.
“IT’S OVER” is one of the most successful known cover lines in celebrity weekly history.If you can use this line, your sales will jump dramatically.

After all, Katie IS "under contract." The contract, which reportedly runs about 100 pages long, was hammered out by Tom’s attorneys. In it, Tom is said to have pledged a sliding scale of bonus-like payments to Katie based on the number of years they’re wed. But the… star sweetened the pot considerably to keep Katie out of divorce court. Just by reaching the one-year milestone, Katie is guaranteed up to $70 million, said the source. “If the marriage lasts five years, she could get an estimated $10 million extra, which would bump her divorce payoff up to $80 million,” added the source.
“If Tom and Katie are still happily married after a decade, she would collect a possible $100 million should the phony relationship, in which she acts like a beard to he diminutive gay one, later collapse.

If Tom and Katie are married for life, Katie will get half. Tom’s fortune is currently estimated at $600 million.

And Katie has “reportedly already received $3 million, plus a $35 million Beverly Hills mansion, as a present for giving birth to Suri,” they add. Plus she’ll get a bonus for each child.

Predictably there is also a non-disclosure clause stating that she can’t provide any personal information about Tom or talk about the gay stuff she's witnessed once they split up.

Star Magazine has the "fight for Suri"/ Please. There will be no "fight." Has anyone seen Nicole Kidman wih her two kids lately? Cruise doesn't let kids go. Period.

Katie wants to accept a role on Broadway to get away from Teeny, his creepy Scientology friends, and his sadistically grinning mother, Mary Lee. She wants to take Suri to New York, but Tom will not even consider it. Katie deserves this. When she showed up for her "audition" and it was the Scientology Center, she should have run like hell like all the actresses that were on the list AHEAD of her. She agreed to this ridiculous contract, and he's a psycho. Good luck taking Suri anywhere, Katie. She belongs to Scientology.

"You're not going anywhere! Stay still and enjoy your beingness. If I have to audit you all night, I will. There is much enturbulence in you now. Your earth mother is a constant trouble source."

"You are in a dwindling spiral, child. Do you see those ordinary child beings over there? They are in the devil's path. They must surrender to the church. My church. "

"Come now! You have caused my human form to show much anger through my eyes! I must have an immediate detoxification or risk all I have planned for!"