Your big fat disgusting dad thinks that if you deny your pregnancy, everyone will be whipped into a frenzy of "Is she, Isn't she" but trust me when I say that there isn't a single living soul who cares if you are pregnant with your gay boyfriend's baby or if you aren't. Don't count on that huge payday for the baby pictures, either. No one even likes Jessica, what have either of you done? Your MUSIC??? Don't make us laugh. Whether you're lip synching or not, it's the most horrible, mindless screeching anyone has ever heard. You make us want to YA YA. Nice song, by the way.
P.S. Samantha Ronson called. She wants her hat back.
