I Have Never Felt Such Hatred and Disgust


Their PAIN! Spencer is fat now and has pubes on his face!

Okay, whoever is taking these Heidi and Spencer photos, ENOUGH! I've never felt such rage as I do when I see these two posing for pictures, never! It scares me. Here is the talentless skank posing in different poses while she blubbers and cries about how everyone made fun of her Higher video. Then she stood up clutching her CD to cry some more and posed.
Then Spencer consoled her until the photo was taken.

She's wearing a shiny Las Vegas Liberace jacket and purple pumps with mascara running down her fake plastic surgeried ugly face, and Spencer says:
"Eat your hearts out, Madonna and Britney, because Heidi is going to sell millions of records, we got ourselves a gold record here."

In the midst of her FAKE "hysteria," they keep changing positions! Sitting on the curb, standing, then to a prop chair in the bushes, OMG


More like eat your hearts out Paris and Lindsay, because Heidi will sell 17 cd's, which is 2 more than Paris did. God these two are beyond SICKENING
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They NEVER STOP CLUTCHING HER GREAT CD though, the source of ALL THEIR AGONY, sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

He goes on to say, "We're financing the album ourselves on a shoestring budget. IMAGINE THAT! No record label? It's so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We're just heating up the water in the bathtub. It's gonna get hot!"

Old Men Making Stupid Hand Gestures


Brett Michaels has been corny for longer than I thought.. always


Old squinty eyed woman Brett Michaels purses his lips and shows us he is gangster

P. Diddler signals for a stop at Jack in the Box

Kanye West is ready to rumble



More Crying

J.Lo Cries While Being Booed After Her movie is shown at a Film Festival

Sarah Jessica Parker crying after learning she was named the least sexy woman on earth


Paris crying because for the first time in her bitch life, she doesn't get her way


Amy cries because she is out of heroin

Lindsay cries after losing her purse at the airport with $3,000 worth of drugs in it

Britney crying because the paparazzi won't leave her alone, even though she calls them before she leaves the house to tell them where she's going

Katie Couric cries because she is a grinning demonic homewrecker, and not one person watches her newscast

Britney fails drug test

Celebrity Nose Pickers

J.Lo likes a salty treat on a snowy winter's day

Hilary Duff picks hers and then squeezes it to pretend she wasn't picking it

Owen Wilson's druggie pal, Steve Coogan, digs real deep

Halle Berry angrily digs for noseberries

Nick Carter poses after being caught picking his nose

Brit picks her nose because "she's country!"

Pam Anderson picks her nose at a soccer game

Sting feels cool when he picks his nose

Michael Keaton digs in his nose while eating, and Matthew McConaughey picks whenever he feels like it

Nicky Hilton and Mischa Barton pick their noses while shopping, so they can wipe it on the clothes they're looking at

Lindsay and Kate Hudson believe that no one sees them picking their nose... but someone will always see

Jake Gyllenhaal and Geoffrey Rush pick while doing other things


Cybil Shepherd digs deep

Britney, caught digging, quickly pretends to "scratch"