Veiny Handgelina to Announce Pregnancy

During a behind the scenes moment with director Clint Eastwood, a bony Angelina's intensely veiny arms look wrinklier than those belonging to the veteran actor, who is in his late seventies. Some say (know) that it is due to heroin use.

At 32, Angelina is 45 years Eastwood's junior, but the gnarled veiny hands look decades older. Still, it is widely rumored that she is preparing to announce her pregnancy, as even her publicist would not deny that she was indeed, pregnant.
source: Daily Mail

Amy Winehouse To Be Banned From The U.S.

Amy's Dad talks about her problems on TV yesterday

Amy was seen crying on the streets yesterday without her trademark beehive.

According to pals, the 24-year-old star is struggling to cope with the increasingly violent arguments with husband Blake. And they warn his controlling behavior, and unreasonable demands are threatening the couple's six-month marriage.

A source told Closer magazine: "They are constantly arguing backstage, and whenever he gets bored he demands they leave, no matter what she's doing.

"At one of her gigs, Blake even insisted they go back to the hotel half an hour before she was due on stage.

Meanwhile Amy's career as an international star hung in the balance amid claims she is to be banned from the U.S, it was revealed.

American authorities will not grant her a visa to enter the country to complete a promotional tour following a recent drugs bust in Norway, her father claimed yesterday.

More Gross Halloween Food

1. Black Punch

2. Lady Fingers

3. Black Bat Wings (chicken)

4. a Chilled, Bloody Heart

5. Eye popping soup

6. Eyeball Cupcakes

7. Eyeball Martinis

8. meat head

9. Cat litter cake.
source: cityrag

BORING.

Hugh Hefner went to his Halloween party as an 81 year old man struggling to remember his name, Kendra was a (yawn) football player, Bridget was Carrie, and Holly was Jackie O. After the party, the loving foursome retired to Hugh's moldy old bed chambers to eat some thin soup and watch silent movies.

Chyna Doll The Wrestler Is Drunk and Gross and Covered in Her Own Urine

Creepy Copperfield Thinks Sex With Him Is An "Interesting Opportunity"

David Copperfield's been using his Vegas show not just to amaze and mystify, but to pick up chicks! And now TMZ has a voicemail from David himself, inviting one of the women attendees to his island in the Bahamas.

A female audience member at one of the magician's Las Vegas shows supplied TMZ with one of her answering machine messages, where Copperfield says he's "got a very interesting opportunity for you ... if you're available to come to the island ... we'll just have some fun."

TMZ also interviewed another woman at the same show, who said Copperfield invited her and a friend to the Bahamas as well -- but she decided it would be too "creepy" to go.

Sad, Repulsive Maniston Sneaks In To See Brad

Brad and "JEN" in HAPPIER TIMES. LOL!

Pathetic, Big Nosed, Jennifer MAniston quietly snuck into a screening of her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s new movie, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford at the Landmark Cinema in Los Angeles.

Sh tried to conceal her identity with a baseball hat, there's a new one. Get a LIFE.

Gay Egomaniac Justin Timberlake Tries To Be Sexy, Fails

There's not one thing protruding from his crotch area. He's completely bulgeless.

Cruise Confused

Tom Cruise, promoting his new movie, LIONS FOR LAMBS, salutes the crowd as Hitler. WTF?! He thinks he is Hitler, apparently, and is stuck in Nazi mode. Psycho.

Perfect, God-like Oprah Hired Molester To Teach at HER Girl's School

Oprah Winfrey has reportedly issued an apology to the parents and students at her school in South Africa after allegations of sexual abuse took place there. The school is under investigation by the South African police as well as U.S. investigators according to the New York Daily News. Earlier this month, a staff member was removed by child protection officers due to claims of misconduct.

Oprah said:

"I've disappointed you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oprah isn't sorry, she's pissed! HOW DARE anyone molest and make her look bad!

Trick or Treat, Bitch!

Thanks, Jason

Best Week Ever

According to The Best Week Ever, Britney gave Tony Roma a lap dance, and then Tony gouged his own eyes out! LOL!

Michael Jackson is RIPPED

K-Fed's Girlfriend Says Brit Put The Moves On Her in a Bathroom

source: idon'tlikeyouinthatway

Nicole Looks Real Excited On Her Way To Her Baby Shower

GROSS "Blind Item"

This pregnant singer decided to spend the night at a hotel with her man. She must have really enjoyed what they were doing because the management called twice to let her know that the other guests were complaining about how loud in bed she was.

Gross Halloween Party Food, Sickening Halloween Party Goers

Christina Shops For Twins Yesterday

Jennifer Garner and Violet

Celebs We'd Like To See In Jail

Rosie O'Donnell is a glue sniffer!




source: Worth 1000

Together Again

Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro shoot the movie, Righteous Kill in NYC.

Brit Has a Date With Tony Romo

CelebTV.com is reporting that Britney Spears hit the town Friday night with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. He has been dating country singer Carrie Underwood. Who would choose Britney over Carrie!

With Alli Sims in tow, Britney wore a masquerade ball mask while the duo stopped quickly at the L.A. restaurant Ketchup where Romo was having dinner.

A source told People,

[Spears] walked around the restaurant into the lounge where she met up with some people. She didn’t eat or drink… It seemed like she was rounding up people to go to out. She was very friendly and smiley, in and out. Alli was meeting up with Tony and his friends at Ketchup and Britney wanted to come along. Tony and Alli have been good friends. They’ve known each other for a little over a year.

No Costumes Needed Here!

Star Jones, and her loving husband, Big Gay Al, hit the Hamptons Halloween parties as... themselves. Big Gay Al listens to his ipod to drown out the sound of Star's know- it- all voice. She's a lawyer, you know! Al couldn't wait to go to the after hours bath houses afterwards.

Orange Lindsay Buys Ugly Eighties Socks

A beat Lindsay Lohan, complete with homemade hand tats and a tangy ORANGE glow, shops for leg warmers.

Nicole Chain Smokes Through Her Pregnancy

Nicole Richie was seen chain smoking at every restaurant (outside) that she and Joel went to while she was in NYC. Witnesses say she goes to alot of restaurants, but doesn't eat, prefering to stand outside smoking.

Alice In Herpes Land

Paris Hilton went to a Halloween Party at the Playboy mansion dressed as Alice. I'm pretty sure Alice wasn't a dirty tramp, and that she didn't wear sunglasses. Gross.

Two Arrested In Royal Sex Tape Blackmail Scandal

Two dudes have been arrested after trying to blackmail the Royals and Scotland Yard is on the case. Back in August , these two guys allegedly demanded $100,000 for a sex tape involving one of the Royals. Scotland Yard set up a sting where the two men came and played a clip from the tape for them. The dumbasses thought they were meeting with private staff of the Royals. They were arrested as son as they played the sex tape.

The tape shows an aide giving oral sex to a Royal. The men also claims to have evidence proving this Royal gave a bag of coke to the aide. The cocaine came in an envelope with the royal stamp on it.

The dudes have been charged with blackmail.

The video is said to show cocaine being cut up on a coffee table with a Harrods charge card before being snorted by the royal aide.

Now it is being reported that the Royal in question is "not a senior member" of the Royal family. In other words, it's not Charles. Diana was known to complain to friends that Charles would receive sexual favors from his aides. It's a royal custom I guess. Gross! Yes, we're talking oral sex of the gay kind. Please don't let it be William or Harry, but it's sort of REALLY looking that way!

The person in question also apparently makes allegations of a sex act which took place between the two before asking for "more cocaine."
source: The Daily Mail

Rumer Willis Posing Again AS IF She's SEXY, Looks Exactly Like Jay Leno in Drag

K Fed's Girlfriend Speaks!

KFed's girlfriend, Nicole Narain,is speaking to The News of the World. Nicole claims KFed has confided in her on why he left Brit and why he's fighting for custody of his two boys. Nicole says :

* KFed caught Brit breastfeeding JJ while she was drunk on vodka

* Britney tried to have sex with NICOLE in a bathroom once, grinding up against
her suggestively after asking to borrow her lip gloss

* KFed's afraid she's going to kill herself and their children

* She leaves the kids alone in the pool

Nicole said it was the incident where Brit was breastfeeding JJ while drunk that made KFed realize he needed out of the marriage.

KFed allegedly told Nicole, "I'd see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.' I was terrified she was poisoning my son. But she wouldn't listen. She never would. She treated me like one of her employees who bowed to her every whim."

She yelled back, "You can't talk to Britney Spears that way! You are NOTHING without ME!"

Nicole claims KFed is not fighting for his boys, because of the money. He's doing it, because he cares for them. She also said that KFed has rooms in his house for his other kids with Shar Jackson.

Police Investigate Pete Doherty in Death

Mark in happier times, poses with his mom

Mark clings to life, but died shortly after this pic was taken

He fell to his death after a confrontation with Pete Doherty, yet police dismissed it as suicide or an accident. Now Marco Blanco's mother has forced them to reopen the case.

The grainy image of a figure tumbling through the air like a bundle of clothes lasts only a few seconds.

It is hard enough to watch when you know you are seeing a young man who does not survive.

But for Sheila Blanco, it is excruciatingly painful viewing because it shows her only son, Mark, plunging 30ft to his death.

The grisly scene was captured on a security camera at a block of flats in Whitechapel in London's East End. It is where Mark, a 30-year-old Cambridge University philosophy graduate, died in the early hours of the morning on December 2 last year.
It was the night of her son's encounter with drug-addict Pete Doherty - the night that ended in that mysterious fall.

Mark had been at a party in the second-floor flat of a friend of Babyshambles singer Doherty. All that is known for certain is that people had been drinking, there was a fight involving the troubled pop star and, at 12:57 am, an ambulance crew discovered Mark dying on the ground outside the block.

The death was ruled an accident, but now the police have reopened the case! Poor Pete, just when he was doing so much better.