Cameron Diaz Thinks She's Too Beautiful To Have a Boyfriend

Cameron Diaz is Ugly
Sickening Quote of the Day, made by a hideous freak:
“Does a girl ever get tired of being told she’s pretty? It’s when you’re told ‘You’re much prettier than you look in photos.’ How are you expected to respond? ‘That’s because you saw some sleazebag photo of me loading up my car in my gym clothes?’ Is it a compliment? ‘You look half-human in real life?’ It’s a weird one.”
Oh my God! STFU! You are NOT anything that even resembles "pretty!"

"It's been nice not having a boyfriend for the past year," she says in the new issue of British GQ. "In fact, it's the first time I haven't had one in 10 years, and I'm enjoying what I'm getting out of this moment. "I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be,

but I haven't finished doing what I'm doing," she added..."I'm a lot of woman - in a lot of ways," she says. "And I understand that can be intimidating."
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Dear Cameron, How are you "alot of woman? No, seriously, you need to elaborate on that. How are you intimidating? Is it because of your beauty? Because you're such a big star, so sought after and in demand? Oh, and what do you need to "finish doing?" You haven't had a script come your way since that bomb Roman Holiday. Give us a break. Just say the truth. You can't get a date, let alone a real relationship. Below: It's just not working for you, honey. Any of it

Get over your acne covered self. Everyone else has. Get some proactive, beat up another photographer, and grow up. No one likes you, you have no career, you're ugly, and you can't even get a one night stand. Even big giant headed John Mayer and weasly afro master Justin Timberlake didn't want you.

Britney and K-Fat: Possible Reunion?

Britney spent Easter with K-Fat, and the two have made plans to sneak away together on a romantic vakay. Brit's dad has been counseling the couple to give their marriage another try, because Jamie is weary of keeping tabs on the Britster.
"The fat one wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything left between them. When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was." Big shock. Brit and Kfat are also thinking about doing their own musical variety show, to pay tribute to Sonny and Cher. I wonder who had that brilliant idea? I just hope it happens, and soon. If it is even half as good as their series Chaotic was, it will be edge of your seat entertainment!

Amy's Apartment is Full of Demons

Amy wants to leave her home just a few weeks after moving in because she feels her surroundings have contributed to her disturbed state of mind. A pal said of her latest pad: ‘She feels it is full of bad vibes and demons bringing her down.’

Oh, THAT'S why she has those runny sores all over her face, the scratches on her arms, the rotten teeth, the matted, bug infested beehive and the mechanics fingernails, demons! I thought it was heroin and crack.

Sambora Thanks Fans For Supporting His Drunkedness

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Richie Sambora thanked all his fans and friends at a concert in Denver last night for supporting him and his moronic decision to drunkenly drive his Hummer all over the road with his daughter, 10 year old Ava, in the front seat. Good thing his equally stupid and drunken "fans" support him, because no one else does. People reports:

"Hello Denver," he said, as the crowd cheered. "I just want to thank everyone for their support. Sometimes friends need the help of their friends to get by."

Nicole's Gigantic "Baby Bump"

Yeah, He's Straight

Gay George and his "best friend" go out for a cozy dinner. Where's his hired slut, Sarah?


George takes a moment to say hello to Robin Williams

Hollywood Party With "Big Stars"

Ken Paves threw a "star studded" Hollywood party and supposedly, Orlando Bloom and Jen Maniston were "all over eachother," but the only person I can see that Jen is "all over" is her secret lover, Courtney Cox. She can't keep her hands off of her.

Jen shows Courtney is her territory by keeping a soothing hand planted firmly on her ass.

Still touching Courtney

Sluts at the Mall

"Casey! I dun tole you I aint comin back with no Sonic! I'm goin to the mall to get me some perfume. Just chill! I'm with another teenage slut like me but I'll be home when I get thare!"

X17 Stalking Even More of the Spears Family

Ever Changing Linds


Remember when Lindsay was pretty? Then she was Thindsay. Oh dear!


Now she's a bitter and bloated old woman at 21
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Wow.. This Show Looks REALLY Interesting

Stupid whore Denise Richards takes her dad, "Irv" shopping for her "reality show."

RA ROH! Dude Who Left His Gal on Toilet For 2 years Showed His Ween To Some Girls

Kory McFarren is the boyfriend of that chick who sat on the toilet in his trailer for two years because she had a bad childhood. He's done something bad again!

He was arrested on Sunday for showing his ween to a teenage girl and her friends. 36-year-old Kory was taken to jail, but released the next day. No charges have been filed yet.

Kirstin Dunst Is Out of Rehab

Congrats, Kirsten! You look swell.

Get a New Hand Gesture

Wow, say.. putting up those two fingers is really cool...what does it mean? Is that something new? Daryl Hannah looks really good. How old are you, Daryl? Because I thought you were really young.

Don't Make Eye Contact!

NICE HAIRLINE. If you're a gorilla. And just a dab of fresh, dewy, make-up. GO HOME.

OH. MY. GOD!!! Is Skel joking?? Like anyone wants a picture of him!! Like he's going to pose with his hand on his hip!!! SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HER. FACE. HER FACEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! and fat arms

Skel's shiny pants are extra gay



Renee Zellwegger Uglies Up Another "Red Carpet" Event

Oh god nooooo!!!!! Not this face again. Who told her that she looks sexy when she does this? Someone has to make her stop posing, at any cost. Even if it means... her slow and torturous death.

Who lets this bitch out of the house? What has she ever done? The worst movie known to man, Me, Myself and Irene? Oh and that Brokeback Mountain thing with Nicole Kidman? Bridget Jones Diary, wow that's quite a line-up. Oh, I forgot there was The Beeee Mooovie. UGH.

Most Boring Couple in the World To Be Married

After 27 years of dating, Jay-Z and Beyonce are finally getting married. Don't get me wrong, I mean he's really hot. What's with his body? What's wrong with him?
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Sex Noises Coming From Christina's Pool!

According to The Hollywood Rag, Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman's late night skinny dipping is infuriating their neighbors.

The couple - who welcomed son Max Liron into their family on January 12 -
have been making "sex noises" as they frolic in the outdoor swimming pool
of their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion in Los Angeles.

One neighbor fumed to Star magazine: "They don't just splash
around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We're happy that
they're happy, but we wish they'd keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old
people who live around here, and they don't like noise after the dinner
hour
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However, the neighbor added that Christina and Jordan are an improvement on
the mansion's previous owners - Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his
family - who would blast "horrific, ear-splitting rock music" out of their
house at all times of the day and night.

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The 'Dirrty' singer, 27, and her 30-year-old husband of two years have
previously spoken about how they add spice to their marriage.

Christina said: "We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever. We have
something called naked Sundays.


"On Sundays we just do everything in the house, and we're just cozy and laid
back. We don't need to go anywhere, we just stay naked, and even cook naked." Yum I'd love to eat dinner there. Wow, dirrrrty gurl that's really sexy.

Jen's Pain Part 6,334

Jennifer Maniston, harder to look at as she grows older, worries about her biological clock. With no man in sight, and Angelina pregnant with twins, her
lonely spinster days just never seem to end.


Justin Calls Britney

According to Twist magazine, Justin was worried about Britney’s health, and called Britney’s dad Jamie , as Jamie was dining with Britney at the Katsuya restaurant. Britney asked her dad “Are you sure he wants to talk to me?”

“She was very excited and shaking,” said a witness.
Justin was high and slurring his words, and that turned Brit on even more. She hasn't had a boyfriend in such a long time! Justin asked how she was, and when she said she was okay, he laughed and hung up the phone. Choking back tears, Brit ordered another dessert, and told Jamie, "That's why we aren't together. He's so childish." Not all "growed up" like her.

Jessica is Hospitalized

Poor Jessica!

She's in the hospital with some kind of an infection "down there." Oh, dear, it must be painful. Her rep is calling it a kidney infection.

Guess Who?

Who is that stylish pregnant sixteen year old who is grown up enough to do her own grocery shopping? Love those boots. And the store she's shopping in! What year is it from? It looks like some kind of rundown Red Owl or something.

Easy does it, Jamie Lynne. don't strain your unborn fetus! It's good to see you took the time to get dressed.

Oh, honey, you shouldn't be lifting that dog chow.. don't they have carry out in Louisiana?

John Cusack Stalker Arrested

Imagine being deranged to the point of wanting to stalk John Cusack... A woman who showed up Sunday outside John Cusack’s Malibu home — despite a restraining order barring her from approaching the actor — was arrested on suspicion of stalking, Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials said Monday. Emily Leatherman was arrested right outside of the Tom Cruise Compound!

Deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road about 7 p.m. Sunday after a cab driver reported that a passenger was refusing to pay a fare for a ride to that area. John Cusack has said that a Los Angeles homeless woman is stalking him and that he had filed a restraining order against her.
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Cusack told officers she had been stalking him, and that he had filed a complaint Friday, saying Emily is "throwing long letters of interest over my fence in bags with rocks and screwdrivers inside ... making unannounced visits to offices of people I work with in an attempt to meet with me."

Leatherman, (nice name) 33, was booked on suspicion of felony stalking, violating a restraining order and petty theft. Leatherman, who was booked at the Malibu-Lost Hills station, was being held in lieu of $150,000 bail, said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.

“She was arrested and had violated a previous restraining order taken out against her by Mr. Cusack,” Whitmore said.

WTF Happened to Robin Williams?

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Helen Mirren stops to give Robin a hug outside the David Letterman Show. Okay, it's not really Robin, it's some street guy.

Sean Federline Grows Up Without a Mother

I hate Britney. I really do. While she's stinking someplace up with those rotten boots of hers and slurping on a frapp, these adorable babies are being raised by bodyguards and nannies.

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It's Good To Be Jack

Jack frolics and meditates alone on the beach. I wonder what he thinks of his ex lover, Lara Flynn's face?


Mary Lee Cuts Katie's Hair

Katie gets an even more manly haircut to please the toad she's married to.

Next up on her busy agenda? (which consists of eating at restaurants alone) A sex change

I Think We'll Pass, But Thanks


"There is no shortcut to being Madonna. It's all about hard work. There is no easy way. If you want to know how I look like I do, it's diet and exercise and constantly being careful." Madonna

At Last! Where Amy Lives

Amy gives us a sneak peak inside of her lavish London apartment


Katie's Weekly Outing

Teeny and Kate had dinner at The Cut Steakhouse. Teeny helped a wobbly, frail, dazed Kate down the stairs afterwards. Kate gets her style tips from Teeny's mom, Mary Lee now. So sad.