Vince Vaughn and His BFF Catch Some Rays

For a long time, there have been rumors that Vince Vaughn is gay. Now I don't know or even care if he is or not, but here he is enjoying a walk in Griffith Park today

with his "male pal"... now here's the thing. Look how mad they are!

Why would you be so mad being photographed with your "pal?" Wouldn't you think it was funny? And WHY would you quickly separate? Look how far apart they are!!
and just one more quick observation, if I may. What male "pals" are together at eight a.m. on a Sunday morning.. unless they spent the night together? I'm just saying.


Peg Leg "Glamour Model" Booed By Vegas Crowd

One-legged greedy hobag Heather Mills is not only the most hated woman in England, we hate her here, too! Heather was booed by the audience in Las Vegas when she was introduced at the Miss USA pageant this weekend, but just sneered at the crowd when it happened, because, after all, she's used to it, and doesn't care. Later that night, Heather seemed unconcerned by the disgust coming from the audience, and danced the night away on her one good leg.

Papa Joe Pretends to Approve

"I'll be proud to call him a member of my family." Papa Joe Simpson on his soon to be son-in-law, Pete Wentz

Only 2 months ago, Joe blew up in rage after finding out about Pete's bisexuality, and would not allow him to spend the holidays with the pukey Simpson clan. I wonder what changed his mind?


Amy Goes Out in Daylight

Amy Winehouse leaves her luxurious London flat today to go get some freeze pops. Nice juke box, Amy.

Oh My.....Isn't He.... Unusual Looking

Maxwell Croft was born last Friday, five weeks early, and weighed 5lbs 4oz. He is a real "hottie," just like his dad, Mark.
The birth was caught on camera, (Oh, can't wait) when Kerry's contractions began while she was filming final episodes of her MTV reality show, Crazy in Love.

The footage is set to air on April 28th and will feature Kerry,27, going into labor at the couple's Warrington home, while husband Mark Croft is playing a computer game.

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Kerry says: "I woke up, Mark was on his Xbox and I just lay there watching him for a bit. Then I sat up and went 'Ooh the waters have gone.' How calm was I? Cool as a cucumber."

Kerry said: "He's absolutely fine, he's beautiful. We can't wait to get him home. It's a beautiful boy to go with our three girls."

Britney Hungry After Car Wreck

Britney Spears
Britney and her mom, (with bodyguard), had dinner at Dominick's after her car wreck last night

Britney dines with mother

Britney dines with mother

britney spears

"Listen to Tom... Must Only Listen to Tom...."



Gwen's Family Beach Day

Gwen, Kingston and Gavin went to the beach in Santa Monica on Saturday

Jessica and Her Only Friend

Retarded Jessica Simpson goes out with her only friend other than Daisy, Ken Paves, her hairdresser


Her giant shiny purse is really ugly

"DUH.... Wait fer me Kenny! I'm drunk again," Jessica slurred.

But even the Paves couldn't be bothered with Jessica's stupidity...for he had made secret plans with a new love... seen here




Britney Causes Car Accident By Putting on Make-Up While Driving


Britney has no business driving, because she doesn't know how. Last night she caused a three-car-pile-up on Los Angeles' Ventura Freeway.

The idiot “went for an evening spin in her Mercedes with her bodyguard on Saturday night and accidentally bumped another motorist in heavy traffic on her way home - with the car she rear-ended hitting the vehicle in front of it.” “The three cars involved were pulled over by police at a nearby gas station, where the authorities tested to see if Spears had been drinking,” tells an eyewitness.

TMZ reports:
TMZ spoke with the guy she hit, who says before the accident, he was admiring the white Mercedes and the woman putting on makeup while driving it. It wasn't until after she hit him at an estimated 10-15 MPH that he realized the woman was Britney.

After the smash up, Britney's bodyguard apologized for the incident, but Britney never got around to doing the same. Brit and the 21-year-old crashee only exchanged a few words, but she did mention she was on the way to dinner with her mom.

As far as the field sobriety test is concerned, the crashee says officers performed the "follow my finger test" on Brit. At first she was giggly, but she got real serious real quick. BTW -- she was the only person involved who was tested.

While no injuries were reported on the scene, the man claims that he woke up with a sore back this morning and is looking into booking an appointment with a chiropractor.
"It's Britney, Bitch!" doesn't apologize to ANYONE. Here, she throws a tantrum after the accident SHE CAUSED because she's hungry and wants to go to dinner

Nicole Spends Saturday With Her "Real" Mom

Nicole Richie has decided to reach out to her birth mother, who was a backstage assistant on her dad Lionel Richie's 1980 world tour. (and looks the same age as Nicole)

Here, Nicole clearly holds her breath as she leans in for an obligatory kiss.

Nicole's biological father is 1980’s pop musician Pete Escovedo Jr.

I Love Donald Trump

This won't come as a surprise to anyone, but Rosie O'Donnell is a big, fat, disgusting, troll-like abuser.

Donald Trump was on hand when the story broke, to give his insight into the matter: "Well I think Rosie is a very abusive person,” he told Access Hollywood on the Miss USA pageant red carpet. “She’s a slob and I’m not surprised to see it.”
Rosie was pictured in the accompanying article to the headline, in an apparent argument with the tall pre-teen and in one photograph she is seen grabbing his left arm. Donald went on: “I would imagine that being her son is not fun. I know Rosie very well… She’s a very bad person,” Trump added. (I love Donald!)

Yesterday, Rosie herself lashed out at the tabloid story with the help of her wife, Kelli Carpenter.
“Kelli, come say ‘Hi’ to the bloggers. Honey, come say hi! Are you scared of my abusive parenting ways honey?” Rosie asked, referring to the story.
“Um, no,” Kelli responded to Rosie’s question. (THAT'S lashing out?" More like fear. What is Kelli going to say?) “I would assume that any mother out there that has a 12 or 13-year-old boy has grabbed him by the arm.”
You would assume wrong.
Rosie probly had Kelli by the throat and was forcing her to read off a piece of paper.
my haiku:
a mean troll explodes
repulsive mother grunts
a scream during the night