Now I'm All Caught Up On My Faves

OH. MY. GOD, GROSSSSSSS

Does anyone wear uglier shoes? Nice pants too!

So clingy and unwanted, you can tell he's really "into" her. LOL!

SO STUPID and annoying!!!!

At least her dad is cool

She can't sing, she's corny, she can't dance, she's unnatural, the way she moves her mouth makes me sick, she sucks

UGH

GET A NEW HAT

Preferably, one that covers your face

Now I Feel Better

I didn't miss Britney, but I won't lie. I was dying to catch up with Amy, I needed an Amy fix. Poor thing just got out of the hospital with emphysema! Oh dear.. I'm afraid that's the least of her probs.

The most shocking thing while I was away? Amy has been accused of smoking crack on June 11th!! NO WAY... I won't believe it!

This proves nothing!

Finally! Inside Amy's crack den

Brit Bits

That's why I love celebrity gossip. I completely removed myself for one month, didn't see or peek at one celeb blog or "entertainment" TV show. I didn't do it to pretend I'm cool, like those idiots who love to say, "I don't watch TV", somehow believing that this ridiculous statement makes them seem cultured, intelligent and better than everyone else . Ha! Ha!!! I love that when some smug, arrogant moron says that to me. I'll say "Um... that's not something I'd tell too many people, it just makes you sound stupid." Anyway, I did it because I knew I'd be too guilty about my blog!
I love how nothing has really changed, it's just like soap operas, (which I gave up when I was 15, forced to watch Another World and Young and Restless by my grandma since I was 7.)
Britney is still stupid, smoking next to a propane tank
Don't care


She still has greasy bad skin, huge ears and a really stupid look on her face

and I still really need to know what's going on here

Lindsay is still a dirty slut. TAKE. A. BATH.

Please Put This Girl Out of her Misery

"It's like he's touching an old car... he used to change my diaper!" Brooke HO-gan on her daddy's hands rubbing oil all over her ass
Um, Brooke? It's not the same thing as changing your diaper.

OMG GROSS

What the world has waited for! Mini Me has a sex tape. Now all we need is Larry King!

Another (Fake) Fairy Tale Romance Ends

Oh boo hoo, Jennifer Garner and Ben are getting a divorce. The reason? Besides his creepy obsession with Matt Damon, Ben wants out because Jennifer refuses to stop wearing her big, ugly, brown, clod-like Born sandals with every single thing she wears.

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Kanye West Whines Some More

Earlier this month, Kanye West took the stage at the Bonnaroo Musical Festival two hours later than his 2:45 a.m start time, prompting the crowd to chant "Kanye sucks" and to throw glow sticks on stage during the delay. Afterward they wrote "FUCK KANYE" all over the port-a-potties. It has widely been reported that the delay was due to the setup of West's elaborate stage set which included a spaceship and an interplanetary landscape and the fact that Pearl Jam played a three-hour set. However, festival officials had originally scheduled West to perform at 8:15 p.m., but West demanded a later performance. Since Kanye is a crybaby little bitch, he wrote this on his blog, and took no responsibility, as usual.

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN'T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Matt Damon is Fat

Kirstie Collapses in Fat!

Corey Haim Was Raped

Crackhead Corey Haim says a friend of Corey Feldman's raped him. It was obviously Michael Jackson but Feldman is denying it.

“People can say whatever they want, but it wasn’t Michael,” Feldman told GQ’s Mickey Rapkin. “He and I have our own issues, but that wasn’t one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn’t even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering.” About his abuse, Haim adds, “It’s something that will be addressed in my inner soul for the rest of my life, and it’s something that truly affects me . . . It’s just like, it happened, it’s over, and move on. Let’s move on to the next subject.”

Heather Checks Into The Nuthouse

Heather Locklear is receiving psychological treatment for anxiety and depression, and has checked herself into a facility in Arizona, her representatives confirmed.

It comes after Locklear's doctor called emergency services in March claiming he feared she was suicidal.
A spokeswoman for the 46-year-old told People magazine: "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression.

"She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment.

"This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."

Website TMZ reported in March how a doctor called 911 and told the operator: "I have a patient and I have a feeling she's suicidal."
Sources reportedly said the doctor was afraid Locklear might overdose on depression medication.

When paramedics arrived they were satisfied Locklear was not in danger and left within 10 minutes.
Locklear's representatives played down the incident but the tape of the emergency call with the 'suicide' comment was later released.

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"Im totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support. … I went to school with my mom’s new boyfriend. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us in school. I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best." ... talentless, manly, attention whore Brooke Hogan, who is obsessed with us praying for her, and lets her dad rub oil on her ass cheeks.
This may be old news, but it's what brought me back. Thanks for all of your support, and noticing that I've been gone. I'll come back, but right now, I just started a new job making crazy money just for talking on the phone, and I've been hanging out with my son who is visiting me. He's way too much fun.

Cruise's Have a Tent Warming Party

In keeping with their tradition of acting like they are in their seventies, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a BORING housewarming party, and the sounds of HORNS from the BIG BAND music that played loudly at their old people party was said to "pierce the night air." Wow, that sounds fun. Ever heard of normal music? Some Counting Crows or Tool maybe? LOSERS.
Kirstie Alley and her daughter were there

J.Lo was there, but Marc had to babysit

Big fat bitchy know-it-all kiss ass Oprah was there with her husband Gayle


Brooke Shields and her psycho hubby went too, wow these people really look fun. UGH Can you imagine? J.Lo what a bitch, and Oprah, their EGOS!!! and Tom's too. What did they do/talk about? How cool they all think they are, and how much their stuff costs.

Sick, they are "too cool" to have the party in their house!! Even though it's a housewarming party, they had it in a tent!! They must not have had enough room in their house...

Lohans Attacked Again!

Lindsay went to the hospital on Thursday, and first said it was for a visit to a friend, Dina now claims that it was “because she was having an asthma attack.”

“She was losing oxygen. She couldn’t breathe,” Dina told People magazine. “She was afraid to go the hospital because the paparazzi were gonna write about it. She was sick.” Um... paparazzi don't write about anything, dumbass. They take pictures.

“If you were sick, and you’re mother couldn’t even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it’s sad. It’s really sad,” Dina adds. Yes you are all very sad, that's true. SHUT UP.

No, STFU. Yeah, she had an asthma attack, oh you poor, misunderstood, unfortunate, innocents, with the world attacking you all the time!

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG She's so ugly!!!!!!! She thinks she's cool!

What a corny, manly cow!

The Twins Have Arrived!

and ALL THOSE BRATS were in the delivery room when she had them.

Bill Murray: An Abusive Sex Addict

Bill Murray has been accused of being a sex addict
in divorce papers filed by his wife.
Bill & Jennifer, in happier times

Jennifer Murray also claims the 57-year-old
Hollywood actor was addicted to marijuana
and alcohol during their ten years of marriage.

She has applied for a restraining order
against the Ghostbusters star, alleging that
she and their four young children were forced
to leave their $2million home in Charleston,
South Carolina, because of his scary behavior.

Mrs Murray claims her husband hit her
in the face on a regular basis,
and told her she was 'lucky
he didn't kill her'.

Jon Voight : A Winning Smile

Jon Voight apparently forgot to floss his teeth
before a DVD launch in Los Angeles yesterday

Kerry Katona is Hungry

New Mom and cokehead Kerry Katona scarfs down a burger