Someone Please Kill Her
Greedy whore Heather Mills claimed $80,000.00 a year for WINE on her list of "yearly expenses" until the Judge pointed out she doesn't drink alcohol.
Don't Make Eye Contact!!
Looking like a big, waxy, manly statue, the always unpleasant Paris Hilton hit the streets to allow all of us to admire her smart fashion sense, and gaze in awe at her enormous feet and her gigantic, old lady Palm Springs sunglasses, which can't conceal her gruesome sweaty, grease layered face.
Heidi Klum and Seal Have a Dinner Date
The couple went to Madeo in Los Angeles, and were horrified to see that vulgar cow, "Ghetto Spice" and her con man husband, who goes by the last name of Belafonte (so we will think he's related to Harry Belafonte) were there too. "Pretend you don't see them! " Seal was overheard saying to Heidi.
"I don't think they saw us.." Heidi whispered, hiding behind Seal
Loudmouth Amputee Isn't Finished With McCartney Yet!
Because 48 Million Dollars isn't enough money for someone who was a homeless hooker just ten years ago. Oh , she hasn't even started talking. It's too bad that ANYONE is willing to listen. And she has that fame whore bitch Gloria Allred as her sidekick now.Page Six reports:
Mills is demanding slightly more than $2 million - to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. (Isn't that illegal?) Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks, which could get around their "we don't pay for news" proclamations by paying for her pictures and tapes. "She's greedy," said a person who knows of Mills' dealings. "She should just go away, but she loves the spotlight and the attention."
A Drunken Mama Spears Turns 53
The Beverly Hillbillies, I mean The Spears family, hit The Paradise Beach Cafe in Malibu, where Mama, the birthday girl, had a little too much to drink. (As usual)
Daddy done fergot his billfold, and the shrimp meal had to come out of poor Brit's allowance
Daddy was overheard asking Brit, "You got yer panties on don't you, crumb cake?'
Mama has had some recent face work done, and used that as an excuse to get falling down drunk. Here, glassy eyed Mama attempts to hang up her coat
Confused, Mama then asked if the captain of the ship could serve them their meal.
"We aint on no ship, mama," Brit said, annoyed.
The evening ended with Mama making a fool out of herself, calling Daddy Spears names, and she had to be carried out to the car. Brit stayed and ate the leftover food off her plate.
Confused, Mama then asked if the captain of the ship could serve them their meal.
"We aint on no ship, mama," Brit said, annoyed.
The evening ended with Mama making a fool out of herself, calling Daddy Spears names, and she had to be carried out to the car. Brit stayed and ate the leftover food off her plate.
Britney, unable to hide her excitement, had been looking forward to a night with her Mama and daddy all day long
Jen's Pain... Part 117
Jen Maniston has been having a great time in Miami, including intimate moments like these with another woman. This display of affection has everyone wondering.. is she a trendy lesbian?
Jen is writing a tell-all book about her and Brad, and was all set to meet with Brad and Angelina to discuss the book, but they didn't show. Now Jen will let her pain guide her pen, as she relives the heart wrenching sorrow of Brad's betrayal. Unable to trust another man, this woman provides Jen with the comfort she needs.
As she approaches forty with no man to call her own, Jen realizes that having a woman in her life may be the only way to heal her intensely private pain... the pain that remains after four long years.
Jen is writing a tell-all book about her and Brad, and was all set to meet with Brad and Angelina to discuss the book, but they didn't show. Now Jen will let her pain guide her pen, as she relives the heart wrenching sorrow of Brad's betrayal. Unable to trust another man, this woman provides Jen with the comfort she needs.
As she approaches forty with no man to call her own, Jen realizes that having a woman in her life may be the only way to heal her intensely private pain... the pain that remains after four long years.
Celine's Legs: Fuzz Free
After Celine's hairy legs were splashed all over the internet last week, she told friends she was never so humiliated in her life, and had them waxed. Oh come on, Celine, how about when you married Rene? Remember that time he was 37 and you were 13 and you fell in love? How about the time that your maid accused him of rape, or the time he gambled away nearly 3 million dollars in one night?
Celine looks ridiculous as she plays air guitar
Celine looks ridiculous as she plays air guitar
Kerry Takes Drug Test To Show The World She's Clean
The reality television star underwent a hypnotism session with Marisa Peer on her reality show to beat an addiction to cigarettesKerry Katona's cocaine test was carried out on a strand of her hair – which can carry evidence of recreational drug use for up to six months after being used - and the results are negative.The move will be something of a triumph for Kerry, who was devastated after a former friend accused her of using cocaine in January – when she was four months pregnant.
“How terrible to give birth to a beautiful baby that then has to be weaned off the drugs that have been pumped into its tiny body”, she said.
Kerry also wants to cancel her MTV reality TV show Crazy In Love - just weeks after it launched.
A source said she is devastated by the criticism she has received for drinking and smoking on the show while pregnant, and is furious with MTV for the way that they have depicted her and husband Mark Croft, according to Star magazine.
Zorro's Easter Parade
Antonio Banderas bends to kiss his mother. Melanie Griffith is in the background. I don't care what his customs are. LIKE HE'S going to wear that gown, sick. AND orthopedic shoes. Yum.
Antonio Banderas wore a black hood to participate in an Easter parade in his native hometown called Malaga. He showed that his age was catching up on him as he was seen wearing a pair of special support shoes. The footwear was supposed to ease muscular aches and pains. Antonio had to carry a religious stature as part of the procession.
Beth Chews Like a Cow
Place: Honolulu, HI
Location: TGIFridays
Duane and his Big Beth are the worst “celebrities” to wait on. They are very high maintenance, they expect to be given the celebrity royalty treatment, treat service industry people like slaves. Real bossy people. Just white trash with cash. The wife ate like the healthy piggy she is. Their total bill was $250 and they left a $10 tip. Less than 5% for the math heads. She chews like a cow and his face is all greasy.
Brit Forced To Wear Underwear By Her Dad
Papa Spears does a panty check on Brit before she leaves the house. Daddy is sick of the paps getting pictures of Brit's bits all hanging out, so he's been reduced to making sure it's covered.
A source said, “Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out." He's not the only one. Brit's assistant also makes sure she's wearing a bra and panties, “Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.”
Heather Devastated By 50 Million
Despite only being married to Paul McCartney for four years, Heather Mills was awarded $46.5 million and an additional $70,000 for her daughter's "expenses" in court yesterday.
This is a far cry from the $250 million she was demanding, and less than the $100 million settlement she and Paul had mutually agreed upon. However, McCartney's lawyer, Fiona Shackleton (who represented Prince Charles), talked him out of it and urged him to let a judge decide. He did and the gamble paid off. Mills' response after the ruling? Throwing a glass of water at Shackleton's head and a 12-minute rant outside the High Court because she felt she didn't get enough money. The Daily Mail reports: Miss Mills threw water over her former husband's lawyer and then laughingly announced that she had been "baptized in court."
This is the good part:
This is a far cry from the $250 million she was demanding, and less than the $100 million settlement she and Paul had mutually agreed upon. However, McCartney's lawyer, Fiona Shackleton (who represented Prince Charles), talked him out of it and urged him to let a judge decide. He did and the gamble paid off. Mills' response after the ruling? Throwing a glass of water at Shackleton's head and a 12-minute rant outside the High Court because she felt she didn't get enough money. The Daily Mail reports: Miss Mills threw water over her former husband's lawyer and then laughingly announced that she had been "baptized in court."
This is the good part:
A close friend said that in private she was devastated about being awarded so little. "In court it is clear that she just got too cocky. "The worst thing she could have done was represent herself. On quite a few occasions, Heather was just too brusque with the judge and would talk over him. High Court judges don't take kindly to being ranted at. Heather just came across as incredibly greedy."
In 1993, Heather Mills was hit by a police motorcycle while crossing the street. The damage to her left leg was so severe, it had to be amputated below the knee. Nine years later she married Paul McCartney. They had one daughter. Today she has $50 million. She holds the title of "Most Hated Woman in England." We don't like her here, either. She's an annoying,know-it-all loudmouth AT BEST. We wanted her leg to fly off during Dancing With the Stars. Her accent is annoying too.
Is She Kidding?
That ugly freak nobody, Ali Sims, is fat and gross and tacky. Her dress is 3 sizes too small and it's horrible. She pretends to be Britney's "cousin," and she's the one who introduced Sam Lufti to Brit. Brit's dad has banned her from seeing the Britster, and Sam's restraining order was extended 30 days. He was all ready to fight it, but then something happened to make him agree to it..
EXCLUSIVE! Scary Baldwin Brother Eating Cake
Stephen Baldwin, the creepy, pigeon-toed, religious Baldwin brother eats a piece of cake.
He's friends with Michael Lohan, and trying to have a show like "The View". UGH
He's friends with Michael Lohan, and trying to have a show like "The View". UGH
Halle's Daughter
Gabriel and Halle have named their daughter Clara Stella Berry Aubry. (See below)
UPDATE:
UPDATE:
Halle Berry has carried on the tradition of celebrities giving their offspring unusual names, and named her newborn daughter, Nahla Ariela Aubry.
The Oscar-winning actress, who gave birth to her much longed for baby girl on Sunday morning, has been inspired by the Arabic word for 'drink of water' in naming her first born.
While the girl's middle name 'Ariel' comes from Hebrew and means 'lion for God'.
HER. BOOTS.
How long is she going to wear those boots. No, really how long. A disoriented Britney went back to the restaurant where she ate with Mel Gibson in Studio City yesterday afternoon. She wanted to try everything on the menu, and this time, she was alone.
She looks so insane
She looks so insane
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