The Tattlebuzz

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christina Ricci, 28, leaves a Beverly Hills tanning salon

Christina has never been much to look at,
but is hideous now

Jennifer Aniston: Whipped Cream, Feathers & Icecubes

Jennifer Aniston wants us all to know about her sex life with John Mayer. Or at least the sex she pretends she's having with John Mayer. Does anyone really care about anyone else's sex life?

"She is having the best sex of her life with John," a source close to the actress tells Star, "and she's loving every minute of it." So just what does John do to make Jen think her body is a... wonderland? According to the source, the singer covers her with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps. "John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. "She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried."

Denise Richards Won't Shut Up

Poor Denise Richards.

Richards told press, “Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day for daughter Sam’s school and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold.”

And what came back was almost unbelievable. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you bleeping whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis. He missed Dad’s day at the school, and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?”

Lindsay and Her Man Caught in an Intimate Embrace!

Lindsay and BEST FRIEND Sam share a steamy embrace in Cannes at P. Diddy Doodle Daddy Puffy's party on his yacht. The pair of lesbo's maintain that they are simply best friends, but in truth, they share a deep and meaningful love!

P. Doodle Dandy's yacht

Shut Your Mouth, No One Cares

The World's Unsexiest Woman & The World's 100th Sexiest Woman

Keep in mind that Horse face is trying to look good here, and has lots of make-up on

The stupidist tatoo ever

Pete and Amy: Matching Face Fungus

Dina Thinks She's J. Lo Instead of Oprah Now, And Ali Lohan Has To Be Home Schooled Because No One Likes Her

In the pilot episode of Living Lohan, Dina will sicken you with spine chilling statements such as:
"People are just idiots! I'm looking for idiots talking trash."
"I'm like a lion who must protect her cubs!"
"It's a big game of chess and it's our move. Bring it on!!!"
The NY Post reports that Dina recently went out to party, leaving Ali and Cody alone in the house, which caught fire.

Dina is such a freakkkkk!!!!! She said: "Ali loves "this business" and UNFORTUNATELY, I have to manage her." (even though she can't do anything)

"A little while ago ... a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube," Ali told People. "They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life! ... They're disgusting kids. I got really aggravated."
School authorities were notified, the 14-year-old adds, "and the students got suspended."

Such problems are a thing of the past, now that the eighth-grader is being home-schooled to accommodate her work and travel schedule.

"You learn so much more – it's just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems," she says. "No one's talking about you behind your back. It's definitely easier. I don't think it's because my mom and sister are whores, I think they are all jealous of me because I'm so pretty and talented," she bragged.

A clip from the show. Dina talks like a MAN and she can't move her BUSTED face AT ALL, and she thinks she's SO COOL, easily the most sickening bitch ever to be on TV

And, finally, Dina thinks Lindsay is too big of a star to be on their show. Um.... she said

“I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes."

WHAT CAREER? Stealing? Because all she does is steal and wear shiny tight leggings, oh, and she does lesbian stuff. That's her career.

However, Dina thinks reality TV is good enough for JLo. She told Radar, “Three years ago I would have said, ‘No way am I doing a reality show … but it's just where entertainment is headed. I mean, even J.Lo has one these days.”

Mariah Ruins Nick's Fun

Mariah keeps Nick on a short leash.

Nick was trying to have fun with friends Diddy and Quincy Jones at Saturday night’s opening of the MGM Grand at Foxwoods when bitch had to ruin everything. A source told the New York Post: “He was summoned home by her at 1 in the morning. He didn’t look happy about it."

Lindsay Being Sued For Theft

Lindsay is being sued for stealing this 12,000 orange fur coat. This pic is her in the act of stealing it. She thinks she's so cool! When the model who owns the coat got it back (through a shroud of secrecy) it reeked of booze and ciggies.

She's So Ugly

Well I guess I haven't posted a pic of this big bony manly tramp for awhile. Nothing like being a really ugly freak and then going around with a big picture of yourself on your shirt. UGH!!!!!!!!!!

Owen Chooses Strippers Over Kate

Owen Wilson has had no prob getting over annoying and demanding know-it-all, Kate Hudson. The NY Post reports that:

“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” one spy said. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blonds. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”

After the club, a big boobed version of Kate “spent some private time” with Owen in a VIP suite.
“If he had any problems, you’d never know it. He didn’t seem upset in the least,” the buxom look-alike told us. “People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn’t bother him at all.”

Angelina Smiling More!

Brad and Angelina with had dinner with Clint Eastwood in Cannes last night. Mick Jagger also joined the party along with his model girlfriend L'Wren Scott.

The group dined together at the trendy Tetou restaurant ahead of tonight's premiere of Changeling, an Eastwood-directed drama starring Jolie about a mother in 1928 Los Angeles whose child disappears, but the boy returned to her is not her son.

Eastwood and Jolie teamed up again today for the premiere of Changeling in Cannes

Power dinner: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie dine with director Clint Eastwood at Tetou restaurant in Cannes last night

The mother-of-four says: "It has been lovely.

"It's not such hard work. I'm sitting and talking a lot, and people are being very nice to me. If I was feeling too pregnant, everybody said I didn't have to come. So I was feeling all right."

"The photography and all that can be something that is not fun to live with, (but) when you come here and you're proud of something … then it's a positive thing."

Mick Jagger and L'Wren Scott also joined the VIP dinner

Brooke's Mental Breakdown, Hulk Running His Mouth

Fox News reports that Brooke Hogan is suffering a mental breakdown. YAWN

This thing where Brooke and her mom keep trying to force their "SEXINESS" on us? NOT WORKING. I've seen transvestites that were far more feminine and attractive

“She’s suffering the worst of all; she just can’t keep it together and has been hit the hardest,” said the source, adding that Brooke is “extremely sensitive” and her emotions are spiraling out of control. Brooke’s relationship with her father was severely strained after his reported infidelity with her former friend made news in February.
While our source said that Nick’s arrest has “brought them a little closer to reconciliation,” it’s not the case for Hulk and his wife, Linda. The estranged couple appeared together at Nick’s hearing on May 9, where Linda even flashed her wedding ring, apparently for the first time since news of the reported affair broke.

Give it up, you're a big, ugly man

“Basically they were trying to put their best foot forward and fake a public image of unity and support for their son,”(which no one believed) our insider said. “ Hulk is a very astute businessman and very good at playing the media — he even admitted in court that their reality show was scripted and not so real after all.”

Hulk can't stop running his mouth about how it was their FAKE REALITY show which caused Nick to drive recklessly, resulting in his friends' vegetative state.

“I was offered lots of reality shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about."We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete,” he said. “But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Yeah, look what happened, Hulk. Let's see. You cheated on Linda, got divorced. Yeah, that was the media's fault. Or, maybe the fault of the producers of your TV show. Because the cheater was just a role you were playing. And Nick's had what... 17 speeding tickets and he's 17? So.. the fact that he drives like an asshole, that was part of his 'TV persona," right? STFU, you are all morons.
GO AWAY, you're NOT FUNNY, NOT CUTE
Nice old lady fingernails

Jessica's Lonely Vacation

Drowning in a river of self-pity and booze, poor, ugly, Jessica Simpson left for Cabo San Lucas immediately following her sister Ashlee's wedding....ALONE. Well, with her dog, Daisy.

Joe succeeded in begging Tony to attend the wedding, but Tony paid little attention to Jessica. Jessica is a self-centered, pigeon toed (see pic) slut with a growing alcohol problem, and the inability to hold on to any boyfriend, no matter how gross he is. No one wants an obnoxious, stupid alcoholic girlfriend, and her Double D's, long considered to be her best asset, are saggy and worn out just like she is.

The Most Sickening Picture Yet of Amy

and that's saying ALOT. Her SKIN fungus!!! Her TEETH!! Her LIPS!! AHHHH!!!!

Kate Hudson is a Slut

According to Us Magazine, slutty Kate Hudson has been hooking up with Lance Armstrong. The new couple went on a cozy dinner date at Chuy's Hula Hut in Austin, Texas, according to a source. On Saturday night, the pair joined a group of six, including two women and four children.
"They seemed like they were having a great time."
Lance has dated Sheryl Crow, Paris Hilton and Ashley Olsen.

Maniston: Free From Pain... For Now

Jennifer Aniston plays in the fake snow while shooting Marley & Me with Owen Wilson

Will Smith's New Scientology School

Will Smith has started a new private school called New Village Academy. Smith’s school uses the same materials as Scientology schools, mentions L. Ron Hubbards “Study Tech,” by name, and even employs teachers who are known Scientologists. The language on Smith’s school’s website is also loaded with words and concepts specific to Scientology, and the mission is straight out of the Scientology handbook.

The class materials are the same ones created by Scientology and used in Scientology schools.
Smith’s school uses Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard’s “tech,” and the Heron Basics language program.Brainwashing techniques will most certainly be taught.