Britney to Pose for Another Magazine


Britney, who still might be appearing on tonights Emmy Awards, has agreed to pose for the cover of Maxim Magazine. She is excited to do it, believing that this will make her attractive to men again. I would be sexy on the cover of Maxim too, after they worked their ridiculous airbrushing magic on me. When they have the photo shoot, they better not order fried chicken for her lunch.
“Brit’s in damage control mode now. She’s been talking to the folks at Maxim about doing a photo shoot. She wants to be on the cover as quickly as they can shoot her. She sits around reading Maxim all the time.