Put Your Tiny Hand in Mine


Remember when George Michael was really good looking? Okay, it was a long time ago, over twenty years. He was so cute, and "dated" Brooke Shields, back when we didn't really think about every single man probably being gay. He was quoted recently saying "I am trying to smoke less marijuana every day". No offense, George, but I don't think that's your biggest problem. He says he will continue to have unprotected sex with dirty fat truck drivers anywhere he can find them. The former hunk turned hideous freak says he wrote the song "Father Figure" because he likes older men, and is not ashamed of this.