Britney's Cool New Plan

Britney's plan is to "just have more kids"

Britney "mugs for the camera" after running over a dude on a motorcycle last night

"Did we kill that dude, y'all?"


At the request of Britney Spears and her attorneys, an emergency hearing was called today in the ongoing child custody case between Spears and Kevin Federline. Her lawyers were there, Federline was there, guess where Britney was? TMZ says:

Brit arrived at the courthouse and went through the metal detector, but then had a change of heart and didn't want to go inside the courtroom. Sources told TMZ Brit wanted visitation restored in a "therapeutic setting" -- meaning under the treatment of medical professionals -- but that wasn't gonna happen, especially since she never showed to make a plea...Britney was shut down in her attempt to regain some sort of visitation. There are no changes. K-Fed has sole custody and no visitation for Brit for now. But Brit has a plan! She told the paparazzi: "I'll just have more kids because I'm sick of this shit." BRILLIANT!