Papa Joe Won't Like This!

Pete Wentz, the true love of Ashlee Simpson tried to...(gasp) commit suicide!

He was in the Best Buy parking lot and took a bunch of Ativan! Then he called his mom, and was slurring his words. Slurring his words? In 1978, my dad gave me a half of an Ativan, and I was reduced to crawling around my apartment for three long, slow motion days. Thank God we didn't lose Pete, for the world is a better place with him in it.