Jessica Simpson is a Big Slut


Jessica cheated on Tony Romo with TWO different scumbags, because who else would sleep with the used up tramp? One was Jared Leto,

and the other was the really sickening Zach Braff. Braff is known for being obnoxious, and not being able to get anyone to have sex with him.

But then he saw Jessica, and she is known for being desperate and easy.

Ugly sister Ashlee on her honeymoon