Minibits

Jake Gyllenhaall is really gay, and doesn't Reese know?

Cynthia Nixon's husband is grosser than Samantha Ronson even! He looks nice though

The pregnant "man" had a baby. Nice pits. I'm sick of this stupid story. like it's a man! It's a woman who thinks she's a man, so it's not a man. The thing had a baby girl, who will grow up hating life and herself

Mick Jagger is old

Katie Holmes is an evil fag hag, Suri has $100 bill