Mini Me's girlfriend is traumatized that their sex tape was stolen,(GET A NEW EXCUSE) because she believed they were "in love." But don't worry, a judge has ruled that the sex tape can still be seen and purchased online!
Let's forget for a MOMENT that Verne Troyer is a creepy, obnoxious dwarf who is a raging alcoholic. Didn't this dumb bitch see Surreal Life? I need to know (NOW) what there is to "love" about him
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH his CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!