George Clooney Is NOT HOT

Am I really the only woman in the world who has NEVER thought George Clooney was sexy, hot or good looking? He's obviously gay, and as he gets older, it appears to me that his gayness may be showing much more than before. He appears to have lost alot of weight and we know the two things that cause this, don't we? Let's see, he's not chasing after his kids, so he must be "stressed." Ha Ha! My fave is how he tries to force his "humor" on everyone, ("Oh, George is such a prankster") He's not funny, and needs to grow up and get over himself. What has he done that is so great? I'm not impressed.

Maybe It's Maybelline

Owen's Family Tells Kate to Stay Away

Kate "I need a bath" Hudson has been trying to get in touch with Owen Wilson since his suicide attempt, but his family refuses to even let her talk to him. All they will say is that she is not good for him. On a different Kate topic, her FOUR YEAR OLD son has never had a haircut, rides around in a stroller, (why can't he walk?) and sucks on a pacifier. UGH.

Whoopi Goldberg is an Idiot

I can't imagine anyone watching those boring, egotistical bitches on The View, or even caring what they have to say. Barbra Walters is the biggest bitch on earth and so BORING. Yesterday was Whoopi (nice name) Goldberg's first day and she defended animal killer Michael Vick, by saying "he didn't know any better, and that dogfighting was common practice in the south." What a moron. I know that no one on earth needs to see a picture like this, especially in the morning, and it kind of gave me a stomach ache. Sorry again.

Yum!

I'm real sorry, but this picture of Britney just never gets old. This is her in about 6 months.

Let's Just Say It, She's Gross

Angelina Jolie is wasting away, and was she ever really that beautiful to begin with? When she played a character in a movie she was sometimes, but so what. She weighs like, 9 pounds, always has a bitch look on her face, acts all manly and is covered in tatoos and ugly black clothing all the time. Everyone in Hollywood has long known of her heroin abuse, and she's even admitted it in the past. Although, she's OBVIOUSLY clean NOW. Ha Ha!! I'm so sick of these obvious addicts claiming they are "naturally thin" or "can't keep weight on" because they're "stressed" or it's from "chasing their kids around all day." OMG just say what we already know. Her arms make me sick. Oh, and Brad and her just bought separate homes and are this close to breaking up. That bitch has worn him to a nub, and really sucked the life out of him. Hey, being a do-gooder is exhausting, especially when all you do is carry a load of kids around the world and then build houses in your spare time.

The White Oprah Fears the Paparazzi!

Yesterday, dad of the Year, Michael Lohan, reunited with his oldest daughter, Lindsay, at a Utah rehab clinic. Mom Dina was overjoyed!
"I really wanted her to have closure a really long time ago, so she could come to terms with the abusive behavior that myself and my children endured when they were younger.” She’s doing well. I’m so proud of her. She’s grown up. I’m petrified of the paparazzi. I’m afraid it’s going to be a frenzy when she’s out. I pray that it all works out well.”
Like this bitch has ever prayed in her life, and AS IF she's petrified of the paparazzi! Everyone knows SHE CALLS THEM before she leaves the house.

Clue to Yesterday's Blind Item

Anna's Ex Sues Howard K. Stern for Trying to Kill Him

In the lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Mark Hatten, who briefly dated Anna Nicole, claims Howard "tried his very best to try and murder plaintiff Hatten and make it look like an accidental death/overdose."

Hatten also accuses Stern of "hypnotizing plaintiff's fiancé Anna Nicole Smith with Chloral Hydrate," and then giving her "Valium, Methadone, Xanax, Vicodin, Oxycontin, Phenergen cough syrup, corasette, shots of Demerol, shots of Morphine Sulfate and many other prescription and non prescription illegal drugs (according to proof at trial)."

The incarcerated Hatten is seeking $100,000,000 in damages. Mark Hatten is the brother of Jackie Hatten, who says she witnessed Howard and Larry Birkhead engaged in oral sex.
Make no mistake, the matter of Anna's son's death, Daniel, is far from closed. After all, Daniel was Anna's heir, and not a drug user. He was 20 years old, and my what an odd coincidence...

Dinger's Teeny Crack Pipe

According to The Sun, here is the long awaited picture of Pete Doherty forcing his cat, Dinger, to smoke crack. Pete was nice enough to make a custom teeny crack pipe just for his cat. That's really funny, Pete!
A friend said, "One in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted. He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit."

“But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms. Fun trivia: Dinger is slang for syringe. Wow, so shocking.

“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”

Britney Carries Around an Inhaler

Britney Spears was spotted (how could you miss her) in Beverly Hills yesterday buying two identical Versace handbags. (ugly) She was carrying a mysterious inhaler, (which probably contains Red Bull fumes ) while she was shopping. I'm thinking she should be at the dance studio or the gym to prepare for her upcoming performance, because no way is she ready. She should definitely be at the nail salon or shoe store too!

Today's Easy Blind Item

This publicity hungry male performer is always seen in the company of beautiful women. Photographed with some of the most beautiful women and some of the biggest stanks, no woman is safe from the advances of this performer as he tries to push his career. It seems that these advances and possible relationships are just as illusionary as his career because this performer only enjoys the home team if you know what I mean and the women are just for show and tell.
Crazy Days and Nights

Britney Loves Liquor Store Ham

Britney left the hotel where she's been staying with Criss Angel for a snack. She went to a liquor store and bought a ham sandwich and a snapple, spilling some on herself. In other huge news about Brit, she is opening the VMA Awards on the 9th. MTV confirmed this, saying:
"She's excited to do it. We wanted to start the show in a big, dramatic way and she is the one to do it."
Okay, well we already know she's going to disappear.. unfortunately, she's going to reappear too. If she really has learned some new dance moves after 8 years of the same stiff, boring moves, that would be a big dramatic shocker. Also, if she leaves her horrible wigs at home that would be good. How much do we bet that she'll wear her rotten old boots?

Britney Still Chillin With Criss

Yuk! I like the way he holds onto her.. so romantic. Funny how his fashion sense makes her look good. So, here they are together again on Sept. 4th, and Britney going tanning in Bel Air yesterday.

Just Asking

If everything is fine with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship, why have they both recently purchased separate homes?

Amy Sings at Mercury Awards

Amy Winehouse and husband Blake shocked everyone by showing up to the Mercury Music Awards in London where Amy performed the heartbreaking song Love is a Losing Game. She told everyone she had a great vakay, and didn't see what all the fuss was about.

What the Hell Happened to Jessica Simpson

She looks like a muscular transvestite high on hashish.

Sorry Seems to be The Hardest Word

Madonna and Elton John have finally called a truce on their high profile feud more than two years after he publicly accused the pop star of lip-synching in an expletive laden outburst.

Introducing Madonna at the GQ Awards last night, Elton said: "This is a moment you thought you would never see."

The pair hugged on stage, but Madonna couldn't resist a final swipe, adding he had "written a grovelling apology and offered to join the Kabbalah".

At an awards ceremony in 2004, John infamously criticized the singer after she won an award for live performance, saying: ""Madonna, best f***ing live act? F*** off! Since when has lip-synching been live?" She's a STUPID COW!"

"That's me off her f***ing Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No."
source: daily mail

Nicole Was Engaged to Lenny. Big Deal, We Already Knew

Nicole Kidman reveals that she was engaged to a man after the end of her marriage to Tom Cruise. She won't say who it was, but everyone knows it was singer Lenny Kravitz, since they were reported to be engaged and went through a very public break-up after he was caught cheating. Lenny is the son of Roxy Roker, who was the neighbor on "The Jeffersons." Ha Ha! Like anyone cares!

She tells Vanity Fair that after her breakup from the midget Scientologist, "I didn't really want a relationship, "yet shortly thereafter got engaged to somebody ... but it just wasn't right." She also says that she had a miscarriage with Cruise, and claims that she was "in love" with Tom.

Halle is Pregnant

Halle Berry, 41, has confirmed to Access Hollywood that she's expecting her first baby with model Gabriel Aubrey. She said, “Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!”

Hundreds of People Watch Tommy Lee Have Sex (Again)

On Sunday night at Dune in the Hamptons Tommy Lee and some skank shocked party goers when they stared f-ing out in the open. Several witnesses say the two were flat out engaging in sexual intercourse on a banquette. Yum, save me some of those leftovers.

A witness said, "When Tommy walked in, he asked, 'Is it cool to have sex in here?' The hostess thought he was kidding, but unfortunately, he wasn't. Then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting."

Britney Winehouse

Why Does He Have Policeman Pants On?

Wife Killer Robert Blake stops at the Beverly Glen Center for a Starbucks coffee.

Mary Kate Humps Girls at Teddy's

Mary-Kate Olsen shocked onlookers with her behavior at a New York club on Saturday night, according to a report.

The actress visited Teddy's nightclub with her friends at the weekend, where she was allegedly spotted kissing several different men while drunk out of her mind.

An onlooker told X17Online: "Mary-Kate Olsen was wearing a see-through green dress. She was completely wasted, she was humping and grinding against a column with another girl. Then she was flailing all over the dance floor.

"Later, Mary-Kate made out with various questionable men while friends took pictures. She then fell over onto a table and proceeded to break every glass on the table before toppling over onto everyone sitting behind her. It was shocking."

NY Post Blind Item

WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one's on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers .

Britney Believes in Time Travel

Lindsay Goes to the Drugstore

Lindsay Lohan goes to a different kind of drugstore while on a "break" from her Utah rehab.

Dumb Bitch Laughs at Owen's Suicide Attempt

Owen Comes Home

Owen Wilson arrives at his Santa Monica home one week after his suicide attempt.
image: daily mail

Paul Wants to Hold Renee's Bulimic Hand

This past weekend, Renee Zellweger and Sir Paul McCartney were spotted at a concert one night and having a romantic dinner the next, sparking rumors that the two are a "couple" now. Gross, I don't even want to think of what that means. He's like, a hundred, she can't open her eyes, and they both always look like they're pooping-- perfect. Renee, 38, and Sir Paul, 65, were seen dining at the American Hotel restaurant in Sag Harbour, New York.

Britney Makes Sean Cry

What a mom! Britney Spears, seen here at Beverly Hills gas station yesterday, teases her son with a spiderman toy she won't let him have. "It's my spidey, y'all!" she was heard taunting the screaming little Sean. Well.. at least she's wearing underwear?