Britney Loves Liquor Store Ham



Britney left the hotel where she's been staying with Criss Angel for a snack. She went to a liquor store and bought a ham sandwich and a snapple, spilling some on herself. In other huge news about Brit, she is opening the VMA Awards on the 9th. MTV confirmed this, saying:
"She's excited to do it. We wanted to start the show in a big, dramatic way and she is the one to do it."
Okay, well we already know she's going to disappear.. unfortunately, she's going to reappear too. If she really has learned some new dance moves after 8 years of the same stiff, boring moves, that would be a big dramatic shocker. Also, if she leaves her horrible wigs at home that would be good. How much do we bet that she'll wear her rotten old boots?