Breaking News! Britney Poops at the Gas Station
Britney, so fond of using gas station bathrooms! I guess when you take 40-60 Correctols a day, this is just a part of life you must accept. We know she's not trying to avoid photographers, so she must be attempting to shield her delicate sensibilities from the stench of her Taco Bell poop.
The real breaking news is that her ass isn't hanging out.