WARNING: Hold Your Breath!

Two poop related stories in a row.. sorry.

I don't know how I missed this story from when Jessica and John Mayer were dating, but I'm glad I saw it today. The two of them, together or separate, already made me feel violently ill. But now that I know how much he enjoys using his lucky gals as a toilet, and, for them to poop on HIM, I feel a disturbing calm inside myself. It's a mind-numbing shock. They make me sick.

Which blond bombshell, on a recent visit to Rome, soiled her bedsheets so badly that the hotel mattress had to be replaced? "Also, she and her boyfriend have a reputation for really dirty sex," says a snitch. "The BROWN kind."

This was pretty easy to figure out since Papa Joe Simpson leaked this story to the press earlier this month, and Jessica and John Mayer were in Rome last month. So, if you've ever wondered what sick pleasures that Jessica Simpson has to offer, here you go. She will poop on you, as long as you're in a hotel.

Pam Sues Blogger, He Doesn't Back Down

After posting on his site that Pamela Anderson goes on coke binges three to four times a week, blogger Jonathan Jaxson got a cease and desist letter from her attorney.

Jaxson wrote on Wednesday, quoting a source close to Pam, "knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it." The source went on to tell Jaxson, "There isn't a day that goes by in the past 4-5 years of knowing her that I have seen Pam sober."
source: TMZ

That Didn't Last Long

Amy Winehouse’s concert in Zurich last night was a complete disaster.

She was drinking on stage constantly, crying the entire time, and could hardly sing her songs.

Many who came to see her show left after only 20 minutes.
Just yesterday, she vowed to stay sober for all her upcoming performances.

SJP Voted World's Least Sexy Woman by Maxim Magazine

Michael Smells of "Mothballs and Death"

Michael has a variety of facial prosthetics from which to choose

How Michael travels with his son, Blanket Jackson

Today, fallen star, Michael Jackson is renting a house in Las Vegas, ruined by scandal, his millions squandered on a lavish lifestyle despite increasingly poor album sales. After being found innocent of charges of child molestation in 2005, he spent nearly two years wandering the globe, where he was seen in a women’s public lavatory in Dubai in full drag, complete with a waist bracelet.

His downfall began in 1992 when he befriended the 12-year-old Jordy Chandler. He moved into the Chandler home so he could be near his young friend. After allegations of molestation went public in 1993, there was a $22 million dollar settlement, which, if anything, increased Jackson’s feeling of invincibility. His egomania reached a peak when a giant statue of himself sailed down the Thames to promote the album HIStory in 1995.

His career was further damaged when his obsession with his detractors took over his life: in 1997 he made a disturbing short feature film, Ghosts, in which he assumed the role of the overweight, white, fiftysomething District Attorney intent on prosecuting him for being a pedophile. His 2005 court case also took its toll.

As one onlooker put it: “He smelt of mothballs, of death.”

He might be poised to make a comeback in Vegas, but Jackson will never resume his position as the King of Pop, not even with the forthcoming 25th anniversary reissue of the 47-million-selling Thriller, with its four unreleased tracks and Kanye West and Will.I.Am. remixes.

Sock With Tire Marks Selling For Over $1,000.00

A white sock left with tire marks after Britney Spears accidentally ran over a photographer's foot is going for more than $1,000 on eBay. The item was left on the pavement after Spears, 25, drove over the paparazzo's foot in Los Angeles.

GOOD RIDDANCE.

She has a big mouth and thinks she's cool

Jessica is "famous" for being really NOT FUNNY, fake, annoying and STUPID

Another day, Another ridiculous pose

Jessica Simpson is moving to Nashville to help jump start her country singing career.
("JUMP START IT?!" It's going to take a hell of alot more than a jump start. You aint no Carrie Underwood, bitch!)

A source told OK! Magazine:

“Jessica really wants to release a country album since nothing else she does works out. (No one wants to hear, or see her, and this is quite a problem!)

“Her time in Tennessee hasn’t been all work and no play. She has been spending alot of time with her father Joe." (Ha! I'll bet she HAS!)

Seal Reunited With Family on Oprah Show

Seal reunites with his foster sister, Hilary

Oprah Kept shouting, "I DID IT!!!" to take credit for Seal's reunion
Seal with his foster family, The Scoolings

Singer Seal broke down in tears as he was reunited with his long-lost foster sister on The Oprah Show.

The 44-year-old musician sobbed after Oprah contacted his Essex foster family and flew one of them, Hilary, to Chicago to meet him.

His wife Heidi Klum said on the show: "Every time when we talk about when he was a little boy he had no memory."

Seal, a triple Grammy Award winner, went to live with the Scooling family in Romford shortly after he was born in February 1963. He remained with his foster parents and four foster siblings until he was four, then he returned to his biological mother.

Seal listened in amazement as Oprah played a film the family had recorded.

His foster sisters and brothers, who knew the singer as Henry, revisited the house in Romford where they grew up and reminisced about their lost brother.
"Wherever we went, he was always there," sister Hilary said.

"It was just like being a brother to us and that was it. He was another addition to our family. We never treated him any different."

The family said they remembered playing with Henry on the seesaw, pushing him around in a buggy and playing in the garden. They described him as "well-liked" and said children up the road used to visit him all the time.

Hilary said she was devastated when their mother told them Seal was going back to his biological parents.

The Kiss From a Rose singer said he had never found his foster family - until his wife tracked them down last year for a birthday surprise.

"On my birthday last year, Heidi was in Germany with the kids and she said 'I've got this thing, this surprise - I've got to tell you for your birthday'," he told Oprah.

"I said 'What is it?' and she said 'I think I've found your parents'.
source: Dailymail

Guess Who?

Lindsay's Slut Mom Starts Filming Her "Show"

Lindsay Lohan's whore mother is starting to film her reality show for E! and it doesn't have a title yet. How about "The Non-Stop Ramblings of a Coked Up Skank" or "Crackheaded Soccer Mom" or "It Takes ALOT of Coke to be THIS UGLY and Annoying."

According to Dina, the show will star her skinny, ugly, no talent younger daughter, Ali, and Dina herself. LiLo may even make an appearance, as well. Momma Lohan told press, “Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she’s in the recording studio.”

She tells press that the show is all about giving the public a correct view of her family. “There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight.” (We are even more sickening than people know!")

Oh, and it’s also about victory in the single motherhood department. “It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. (And she's done a great job!) About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.” (Working her kids to death at any cost, that is)

But wait… there’s more…“It won’t just be following my family around like other shows. It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I’m a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they’ll show that. Then they’ll show Cody at soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It’ll encompass everything. You’ll see me having five business meetings in the city.” (Cocaine is a hell of a drug, as Rick James would say!)

Wow, that sounds really interesting, and action packed. Why not have the show depict your real life, meeting drug dealers who short you on your stuff, having sex right at the table in a restaurant while the people who are trying to eat become sick, and your plastic surgeries, which have gone horribly wrong. Also, don't forget to throw in your ridiculous lies, outrageous bragging, and how much you have in common with Oprah.

Owen To Go Live on MySpace Today

There is no guarantee that he will open up about the recent suicide attempt, but Owen Wilson is scheduled to participate in a MySpace interview led by longtime friend, Wes Anderson. The interview should go live today. Wes is the director of The Darjeeling Limited, Owen's latest movie.
source: Imnotobsessed

Britney Loses Even More Control

Britney Spears struggled to hide her contempt for the court-appointed parenting monitor who watched over her latest visit with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

The female supervisor, who reportedly filed a scathing report on the star's mothering skills earlier this week, made it clear who was in control by relegating Britney to the passenger seat during an afternoon out in LA.

A despondent Britney could barely muster a smile as the group headed out for a trip to buy the boys a backyard swing set.
She seemed depressed when she arrived at the Los Angeles children’s shop Swings N’ Things.

Angry Britney headed straight to the office, pointed at a toy she wanted in a brochure, and then headed back to her Hollywood Hills home.
source: Dailymail

Mom Smokes Weed With Two Year Old

The mother of a two-year-old Wisconsin boy shared a marijuana blunt with her child as friends laughed, filmed the child smoking, and asked,

"Hey buddy, are you stoned?"

Krystle Leigh Weber, 20, was charged yesterday along with two male friends with pot possession and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, also child neglect charges.

After a confidential source told police about the smoking incident, cops seized a cell phone from defendant Sean Held, 19, and discovered three videos of the August incident. On the clips, the boy is seen holding and apparently puffing on a blunt, and "staggering around a bedroom in what appears to be a confused and altered state." In a police interview, Weber, who is pictured above in a Menomonee Falls Police Department mug shot, said that she initially rejected Held's suggestion to have her son "hit it," but eventually relented and agreed to let the two-year-old take a "small one.

Britney Finally Finds Love

Britney's new man, Bro Biggerly, has been helping her get over her less than kind album reviews. The couple met at Starbucks, where Bro couldn't help but notice that Britney was alone, and asked her to share some espresso cake with him. They hit it off, despite the fact that Bro didn't know who she was. He kept calling her Whitley, and this really turned Britney on. She was heard saying, "Yer makin' me blush, Bro! Quit messin' with my mind, y'all!"

Bro's friends are quick to warn the disturbed (ex) child star, saying, "She'll have her hands full with Bro. He's a ladies man from the word GO. He's not to be trusted. He is the definition of "Player."

Brit's Album is a SMASH Hit!

"Blackout is terrible. Heck, even the title seems like a joke, considering the substance abuse allegations, even if her team tries to explain it away as a reference to "blocking out negativity and embracing life fully." - Newsday

"Spears needs to keep it grimy, because the alternative is a numbing blandness that makes you think too long about head-scratcher lines such as Heaven on Earth's "I fall off the edge of my mind."" - USA Today

Britney's "Private" Diary! Hey, at Least It's Not a Sex Tape.

Just what we’ve been waiting for - the secret diary of Britney ! Apparently ,Brit kept a "private journal", but got sick of it and tossed it in the trash , and then, her really cool, (fat and greasy) "friend" Sam Lufti dug it out and is shopping it around for $2 million. The asking price seems ridiculous, though she does write about her drug habits! WHEEEEEEEE!!

He Wins, Hands Down

All my life I have studied, researched, and sought out every type and category of "freak." Whenever I would find, say.. an extra ugly freak, I would always know that one day, there would be a better one. But now, for the first time ever, I know I will never again see anyone to reach this insane height of ugliness. To top off his face, which is beyond hideous, he is a sexual deviant of the highest order. Yum! I feel sick now.

Amy Performs Sober Now

Amy performs in Munich, Germany last night

Amy Winehouse, seen here looking better, has vowed to stop drinking before her performances, after a recent string of terrible shows where she slurred the lyrics that she was able to remember. She did not say she wouldn't use drugs though.

No Kidding.

Question: Which star is addicted to the drugs: Crystal Meth, Cocaine, Marijuana, Pills and daily consumption of alcohol?
Answer: Pamela Anderson

More power to JJ at JJ's Dirt. (and, at least he hasn't been sued yet, which is a very good thing.) I will go ahead and link you the story that Jonathan Jaxson is running today. I am simply commenting on a post and relating it to you.


JJ alleges that Pamela Anderson is addicted to a bunch of drugs and quotes a friend of Pam that says "The 3-4 days a week cocaine binges are insane. There isn't a day that goes by in the past 4-5 years of knowing her that I have seen Pam sober. "She knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it. Never does she mention her kids. "
source: crazydaysandnights
http://jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com/2007/10/exclusive-pamela-anderson-addicted-to.html

Furry Dude Had Sex With Larry Craig: WARNING! EXTRA GROSS!

This is David Phillips and he had sex with Larry Craig , the senator from Idaho who got busted in a Minneapolis airport men's room. David spoke to Wonkette about his tryst with Larry. This is barf-inducing.

David met Larry at this bar called La Cage aux Follies on Capitol Hill.

David said, “When we got to what reminded me of a rarely used guest room, he stripped me down, and the man’s hands and mouth were all over me. He kept his pants on, though, while laying me back on the bed to s**k my c**k. Then, he stripped naked and asked me to s**k him. I complied for a while, then he disappeared and returned with lube and a condom to f**k me me with. It was a clumsy and unremarkable f**k, except that I wasn’t clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything. Still, he b**w his l**d, ripped the dirty condom off and ordered me to get dressed without wiping myself. He hurried me to the back door, again ranting, ‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?’”

SOUNDS ROMANTIC!

Larry then practically pushed David out the door, handed him $20 and said, "Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over. You were never here. Don’t try to come back here. You don’t know me."

Gross. Wow, all I can think of is TWENTY DOLLARS??? For ALL THAT? What a bargain! Yuk.
source: Dlisted

The IGGY E-Mails

Things Not Looking Good For Copperfield

I need to say something here first. This woman did go to his isolated compound on an island late at night. She did not know him. While I'm not advocating rape, the rape is over with. She can't be "unraped." So why not just take the two million in cash? I know I would!

Further details are emerging about those rape allegations against sorcerer David Copperfield. The word is that the 2 million dollars the Feds seized from his magic storehouse might have been payoff money. Sources are saying that Copperfield was offering the alleged victim, an unidentified woman from Seattle, the money to quiet down and not press any charges. Hush money! It doesn't paint a pleasant picture. The victim reported that Copperfield invited her to a party at his compound in the Bahamas. When she got there, she discovered it was a party of two. *shiver*

"She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, but David convinced her to stay, saying she could leave the next day if she really wanted to," the friend claims.

That night, Copperfield forced himself on the woman, holding her arms "down on the bed, leaving her with terrible bruises," the friend charges.

"She told me she fought back," the friend says. "But she said that just seemed to turn him on more."

"After Copperfield had finished with her and left to clean off, the young woman had the presence of mind to use her cell phone to take photos of the crime scene," according to the tab. "In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn't shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport."


The victim reportedly also went straight to a medical center, where a rape kit was taken. The FBI reportedly used the woman in a sting operation on Copperfield, and had her e-mail him and arrange to meet in Vegas.
source: asocialiteslife

Christina Is Having Twins

According to a reliable source at the New York Daily News, Christina Aguilera is pregnant with twins.

Poloroid DROPS Bragging Hogan

Just days after boasting online that he found a new company to sponsor his race car team, Polaroid is denying Nick Hogan’s claims.

Said Hulk’s son, “i picked up a new title sponsor…POLAROID! and started my own team with twin 350z’s pretty cool i know”

Not true, says Polaroid, who made the decision to drop Hogan after very negative feedback from concerned consumers.

Nick’s friend that was in his car crash earlier this month is still hospitalized and will likely be under medical care for the rest of his life. He has suffered brain damage.

Police have said that Hogan WAS speeding at the time of the crash and his crappy driving record has been made public since then.
source: perezhilton

Portia Wants Out

Star magazine is reporting that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are breaking up. And Ellen’s breakdown over the puppy last week? It was really because of her problems at home.

According to multiple sources, Ellen’s really in pain because her three-year romance with actress Portia de Rossi is all but over. “Ellen would never have broken down like that on TV if things were right in her home life,” one source tells Star.

“Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home,” says a second source. ”When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger and hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.

Ellen should find a real lesbian if she's looking for love. She dates women who are pretend lesbians who are looking to further their careers by dating someone famous. She should be dating a big gross lesbian like Rosie O'Donnell.

Jessica Simpson Tries To Be Funny Again

AHHHHHH!!!! My eyes are BURNING!!!

The Hollywood Paladium played host to the Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie Fashion Show last night. REALLY FUNNY Jessica Simpson "clowned around" for the cameras with SNL's Cheri Oteri. Jessica was there to pick out some new sexy lingerie that would please her dad, Papa Joe. OMG she's so funny!

Britney Prescribed Alertness Drug

This is Britney on her way to a Parenting Without Conflict session with Kevin Federline at the Beverly Hills Hotel and had clearly come prepared - she was also carrying a book titled Co-Parent Solutions.

But afterwards she was described as distraught and was seen “bawling like a baby” in the bathroom.

One onlooker said: “Britney was inconsolable. She was sobbing in the toilet cubicle and couldn't be calmed down.”

Yesterday was only the third time Britney and Federline have been in the same room since they separated.

She has been prescribed the drug Provigil, which treats daytime sleepiness. My husband is on this drug, and I can't imagine what this prescription has to do with the way Britney acts. It won't change her behavior.

Halle's Pretty

With Halle Berry and Christina Aguilera looking like they do pregnant, Nicole Richie and J. Lo seriously need to go home and stay there.

Pimple Faced Gay and Big Boned Tranny "In Love"

Gross! Aaron Carter and manly tran Brooke are IN LOVE. This is from their myspace.

OMG! LOL! Travolta's Niece Gets Her OMG Boobs Done on T.V.! LOL!

Nicole Travolta, niece of John Travolta, appeared on E!’s plastic surgery reality show, Dr 90210, for a breast enhancement and lift.

Nicole is 20 years old, and the daughter of John's sister, Ellen. Of course, has a MySpace page. Why not become her friend and ask her how her new boobs are doing. Her friends seem pretty impressed that she was on the show and they’re leaving comments, like this one:

“So.. I am watching the girls next door and a commercial comes on for Dr. 90210.. I am looking at this girl on TV and I’m like ohhh.. that kinda looks like Nicole.. then I heard you talk and I was like OMG it is Nicole hahaha! I’m so excited to see you on TV LOL =) I hope you are not getting a boob job! You have always had great boobies! haha guess I’ll find out tonight! =) haha”
source: celebritysmack

Brit and Kevin Together Again

Britney Spears and KFed have reunited at the Beverly Hills hotel this afternoon for Parenting Without Conflict classes. The program lasts six sessions and was one of the requirements the judge ordered them to complete. The class teaches divorced parents how to raise their kids.

Apparently, Brit started crying her eyes out as soon as she arrived. TMZ reports this is only the third time since their divorce that Brit and KFed have been in the same room together.