"She and her husband enjoy a close and loving relationship.”... Katie Holmes spokesperson (Scientology freak)on rumors that their marriage is endingLOL Quote of the Day
"She and her husband enjoy a close and loving relationship.”... Katie Holmes spokesperson (Scientology freak)on rumors that their marriage is endingCNN Reporter's Meth Bust in Central Park
CNN reporter and business travel expert Richard Quest was arrested this morning by police in Central Park. He was originally stopped for breaking the park’s curfew (it’s closed from 1 a.m. – 6 a.m.) at 3:40 in the morning. As he was being escorted out of the park by officers, he voluntarily told them that he had methamphetamine in his pocket. He was then arrested and was arraigned today on drug possession charges. The NY Times reports that the police noticed Mr. Quest at 64th Street and West Drive at about 3:40 a.m., the official said. As he was being escorted out, he volunteered, “I have meth in my pocket,” according to an officer. The police searched him and recovered a small amount of methamphetamine in a Ziploc bag. They also found a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot. Oh dear!
Mr. Quest is a high-profile correspondent for CNN International, known for feature reports and profiles. CNN calls Mr. Quest, who is British, one of the network’s “most instantly recognizable members.” He hosts “CNN Business Traveler” and a feature program titled “Quest” for the news network. CNN had no immediate comment.
Lindsay: "I Won't Do The Missionary Position With My Dad"
“I just wish that he wouldn’t go and talk to the media. It’s not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. I'm obviously not going to India to become a missionary. … I love my father. I just don’t know why he’s doing what he’s doing. It’s a weird situation, very odd.”... Lindsay on The Billy Bush Show
Lindsay and Sam at lunch today, Joans on Third
Katie Prepares For Suri's Second Birthday
Suri is allowed candy, provided it is L. Ron Hubbard candy, which raises the conciousness in her spirit mind
The human forms in the park today had asked Tiny Papa to play volleyball. He did not want to interact with the earth humans, and could not play their game."I can't, fellas, Papa said proudly. It wouldn't be fair! "I'm a homo novis, and can move objects with my mind. That ball would go where my mind tells it to!" he shouted, chuckling.
Suri sees a piece of chocolate she desperately wants. She attempts to bring it towards her with her mind.As our little thetan turns two, Earth caretaker, Katie Holmes, prepares a celebration that Suri won't soon forget. Although there will not be traditional gifts at her party, as gifts encourage joy.. something that blocks the pain receptors in the mind.. Katie has alot of fun dvds on hand to keep the party in full swing. What two year old wouldn't want to watch a stack of L. Ron Hubbard dvds, made especially for children?
As a special surprise, Katie purchased the dvd that Suri has been asking for, "The Emotional Tone Scale"
Katie is a sleepwalking zombie, devoid of any human qualities
And that's not all! Katie ordered a special three tiered buttercream and fresh peach cake, decorated with the face of Suri's galaxy father, L. Ron himself! "She will squeal with delight when she sees it," Katie was overheard murmuring to her bodyguard.
This is The Face of Fitness
Mama Lynne who was all pilled up on Oxycontin, thought a workout would be fun
Brit's butt and thighs, which are looking rather ample, could use a more disciplined workout.. maybe Madonna's regimen
Lourdes: A Stash and Uni to Rival All Others
Nicole: "I Want My Kids Out of There!"

Nicole Kidman has finally spoken of her anguish over her estrangement from her two Scientology-raised children. She is also threatening to reveal the darkest secrets of her marriage to ex-husband Tom Cruise. The final straw came over the Christmas holidays last year when the children chose staying with their Scientology minders at an intense learning camp in Oregon, rather than spending Christmas with their mother. Nicole knows that her children are not allowed a moment to even think for themselves.
"A Scientologist who is "clear" believes he is no longer human. He is a homo-novis, a new race. They believe they are the only hope for this section of the galaxy, starting with the planet Earth."
Jason Beghe, a former cult member who has left the sect and is speaking out against it, amidst death threats.
A rare visit with mom, almost a year ago

Nicole is desperate to free her kidsNicole's two children that she adopted with Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, are so trapped in the cult of Scientology that they have no chance of being normal. Nicole, who's Catholic, has had enough and wants her kids pulled out of the so called "church." She is desperate to get help, and is working quietly behind the scenes to free them from the sick world that Teeny has trapped them in. Isabella is excited to get out, but Connor will prove to be more difficult. He is completely brainwashed, a mini version of Tom.
Connor goes for a 13th birthday dinner with the controlling dwarf. His mother and sister were not "allowed" to attend. It appears they are performing some thetan ritual as they walk to the car.

Bella is tired of Tom's ridiculous rules and wants to be normal. She told Tom she wants to live with her mother and he screeched, "This conversation is over!" and sent her to the Scientology Center for discipline classes. She resents Katie trying to be her mother. I don't blame her!Isabella dyed her hair blue the minute she got to Nicole's house a few months ago. Nicole said:
"Bella had a phase of blue hair. Luckily that only lasted for a little while. But we recently had a discussion at home about tattoos and I had to lay down some ground rules. My husband (Keith) has tattoos, so obviously I don’t mind them on principle, but I do think you have to a certain age before you can choose something as permanent as that, and I don’t think that age is 14 or 15. Call me old fashioned, if you will."I say, Hang in there, Bella. Just three more years. I see a major rebellion coming. And Teeny won't be able to do anything about it.
Anyway, Page Six reports:
At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin's film, "His Highness Hollywood," a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman "wants her kids out of the church." Halperin beat up on the faith in his book, "Hollywood Undercover," and said he wasn't surprised when, during the premiere, "the projector had been sabotaged."
For those of you who don't know who Ian Halperin is, he has just released a book, Hollywood Undercover, where Halperin poses as a gay actor to “infiltrate the Chuch,” which promised to cure him of the homo curse.Halperin “recounts his bizarre tour of the Scientology Celebrity Centre on Hollywood Boulevard and his visit to world headquarters where a Church cameraman documents his every move from behind a bush, and where an official offers to turn him straight through a series of courses called ‘auditing." In the process, he unravels the reason why so many Hollywood A-listers — including Cruise and John Travolta — are drawn to the religion, which has frequently been described as a cult.” Travolta and Cruise turned to the sect to cure them of their gayness.
And that's not all! Tom can move objects with his mind and control animals and even humans!!According to Janet Reitman's Rolling Stone article, Inside Scientology, (I'll provide link) Tom Cruise is an "Operating Thetan," or "OT." He is near the top of Scientology's Bridge, at a level known as OT VII. OTs are Scientology's elite -- enlightened beings who are said to have total "control" over themselves and their environment.
OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings. At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time. Oh my.
Link to the Rolling Stone article:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/9363363/inside_scientology
Gary Busey Evicted!
“It’s true he owed over $50,000 in back rent - but he stopped paying because of a health issue. The landlord wouldn’t clean out the vents.”
Unibrows: Yet Another Reason Not To Join a Cult
In case you missed the polygamist wives on Larry King last night, you have to see them! They are beyond freaks, they are so gross!! The way they talk, their appearance, the creepy way they stare and have no expression in their voice. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Maniston's Prom Night
Britney Picks Up Dirty Freak at the Gas Station
She's country, Y'all! Britney started talking to this filthy scumbag at a gas station, and then told her bodyguard that he was coming with them. The bodyguard tried to object but Brit said "Just drive and shut the f**k up."
Brit loves her some common folk. She then put the dirty dude's number in her cellphone. What was it, the number of a halfway house?
In other exciting Britney news, she was "caught" smooching with K-Fed:
Jay-Z Hates Beyonce's Music
Jay-Z and Beyonce are fighting already, after Jay-Z was trash talkin' Beyonce's music. Hahahah!!! He can't stand to listen to it, and she never realized just how much her music disgusts him until they were at a Hollywood Bowl and the DJ started to play "Crazy in Love."Jay Z stood up angrily and wildly gesturing, shouting, "F**K THAT!" Sorry Bey but f**k that - let’s play something else. Give this sh*t a rest, a man don't even want ta be hearin' that sh*t."
“After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was screaming into his face, and he put his hand up as if to say Talk to the hand!" LOL!
The Plot To Kill Pete in Prison
Where is Pete's protector, Big Boy? Pete has been moved to isolation after prison officials learned of the vicious attack that was planned on poor Pete! He's been signing I.O.U.'s for his heroin, and now the prison dealers want Pete to pay up or else! They didn't even give him a week. Pete is begging ex girlfriend Kate Moss to come up with the cash.
It comes after reports this week that Doherty has been injecting heroin in his cell. Doherty, 29, is said to be planning to smuggle out a "kite" - an unauthorized note - to Moss after landing himself in debt one week into his sentence.
It shows how desperate the situation is - Doherty and Moss split up last year and Moss is now with The Kills frontman Jamie Hince.
Kate is a crack hag. She likes her men dirty and on drugs. She clearly has her own problems. It is sickening that she is a world famous supermodel, and allowed to look and behave this way.
The insider said: "She may seem the most unlikely person to call on but when they split, that didn't stop Pete contacting Kate.
"Pete hasn't got any money until his prison allowance comes through, so in the meantime he's had to borrow and owe from his inmates for things such as tobacco and daily toiletries. He is still sleeping on his pee soaked mattress.



