More Proof That Scientology is Cool
Priscilla and son Navarone in happier times
Lisa Marie Presley is a pothead and her younger brother Navarone is a drug dealer. Navarone, 20, is the son of Lisa's mom Priscilla and some cornball she was with in the eighties, Marco.
Navarone Garabaldi, 20, was a devout Scientologist who had just finished his student ministry work, when he was arrested in Glendale, Ca. for possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms. LOL!!
Long time Scientologist Priscilla couldn't be prouder!
Priscilla and hideous Navarone at some corny outing where she dragged him along
Lisa Marie Presley is a pothead and her younger brother Navarone is a drug dealer. Navarone, 20, is the son of Lisa's mom Priscilla and some cornball she was with in the eighties, Marco.
Navarone Garabaldi, 20, was a devout Scientologist who had just finished his student ministry work, when he was arrested in Glendale, Ca. for possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms. LOL!!
Long time Scientologist Priscilla couldn't be prouder!
Priscilla and hideous Navarone at some corny outing where she dragged him along
Tattlebits
Giorgio Armani is smokin' hot, his face stretched tighter than Britney's sweatpants
Brad Pitt shares parenting safety tips with Britney
How many years does this dumb bitch have to go to "driving school?"
Amy enjoys a night on the town
John Travolta isn't gay
Unable to drive a real car, Britney spins around the Malibu streets alone in her plastic Escalade
Repulsive puke Screech is writing a tell all book about the cast of Saved By The Bell. Can't wait.
Katie Holmes, looking more like a real man every day in her futile attempt to arouse her tiny husband
"Hey! Where's everybody going?!" roars Big King Kong Khloe Kardashian
Pete Doherty pled guilty to breaking the camera of a paparazzi today
Dog and Beth shop for trailer trash toys
Britney isn't pregnant or retarded looking
she has real pretty clothes
and shoes
these are her new ones
and my personal faves, how her big fat hooves are busting out of her cheap, corny 80's shoes
Amy likes a big morsel of crack
with her fries
and her joint
Brad Pitt shares parenting safety tips with Britney
How many years does this dumb bitch have to go to "driving school?"
Amy enjoys a night on the town
John Travolta isn't gay
Unable to drive a real car, Britney spins around the Malibu streets alone in her plastic Escalade
Repulsive puke Screech is writing a tell all book about the cast of Saved By The Bell. Can't wait.
Katie Holmes, looking more like a real man every day in her futile attempt to arouse her tiny husband
"Hey! Where's everybody going?!" roars Big King Kong Khloe Kardashian
Pete Doherty pled guilty to breaking the camera of a paparazzi today
Dog and Beth shop for trailer trash toys
Britney isn't pregnant or retarded looking
she has real pretty clothes
and shoes
these are her new ones
and my personal faves, how her big fat hooves are busting out of her cheap, corny 80's shoes
Amy likes a big morsel of crack
with her fries
and her joint
Lesbians in Crisis!
The deeply committed dykes share a hearty laugh and an intimate cappuccino, their love protected from the world's prying eyes in a swirl of smoke
The inseparable pair are always glowing with the misty light of their love
The Long Island gutter tramp stepped with her hideous lover in New York last night wearing a T-shirt decorated with a silhouette that looked just like Sam, complete with ridiculous hat and cigarette.
It was topped with the French term for love - 'j'adore'.
Lindsay is in a constant state of intense pain and agony! Friends would be worried.. but she doesn't have any
Lindsay's attempts to be sexy have only rewarded her with the admiration of one other living soul... and that is her beloved Sam
Lynne Spears is a Murderer
Lyne was enraged when the news broke, and told a friend:
"Everyone needs to get over it.. I HAVE"
Evil Lynne feels no remorse
After years of careful tending to the Spears Family Name and glowing reputation, it has now come to light that Lynne Spears killed a 12 year old boy when she was 20 years old. The innocent child was riding his bike down a Kentwood, Louisiana dirt road. (The only kind of roads they have in Kentwood) It is said that Lynne was in the midst of a sex act at the time! Lynne was a slut? No way, I won't believe it.
After the accident, Lynne began dressing like the unibomber
Lynne has long been known for her psychotic rages
When the news of Lynne's criminal background was leaked to the press, clever Lynne quickly drove to a cemetery and pretended to mourn, as she sat deep in thought and prayer by the 12 year old boy's grave site. Lynne later snorted to a pal that she was really planning her grocery list.
Brooke Hogan is a Sweaty Liar With Ween Rash
Brooke signed a court document that claimed the Hulking one beat Linda, but she was lying.
Brooke's rep says: "Brooke Bollea is distressed at the latest efforts by her cow mother, Linda to fracture the family. This time they let leak out an old document that Brooke signed filled with exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry's behavior during the marriage. The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father."
Oh, she was upset, so that means she WASN'T LYING.
Brooke and mom Linda in happier times
Linda poses in a REALLY NATURAL way to attempt to hide her sagging jowls. Yeah, alot of us REST OUR HEAD IN OUR HAND WHILE WE'RE STANDING UP
"I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her," Big, sweaty Brooke says. "But using children as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again."
(And someone should tell the gigantic man-beast that she isn't a CHILD.) UGH
Bonus! Brooke's ween rash
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Even when Brooke wears lingerie, she looks suspiciously like a man at all times
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