Justin & Zitney to Perform on MTV Awards!

This Would Be Bigger Than Lisa Marie And Michael Jackson

Britney Spears is all lined up and ready to perform at the MTV Video Music Awards. Well everyone in the world knows that unless Britney sits in one place and lip syncs that the performance isn't going to be that great. I don't care what kind of magic she and Criss Angel are doing in that hotel room, or how many trips they make to get outside the bun, it's not going to work.

MTV knows that and MTV is ready. Justin Timberlake and Britney will be together again, for one night only. People will be so distracted by the pair performing together that no one will realize until the 48th rerun MTV shows that Britney stunk up the joint. BUT, it won't matter that she stunk the place up because all anyone will be talking about is the two of them performing. No one will give a crap that she sucked or got drunk and passed out afterwards or that she took off her clothes when she got backstage and wandered around like that all night.
source: Crazy Days and Nights