Doherty's new bijou post-modernist apartment is located under Westway
London - (Ass Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has moved into his bijou, open-plan, post-modernist, uniquely-appointed estate-agents' dream trailer under the West London dual carriageway called Westway.
"Trailer-chic is the latest post-urban concession to city apartment living," said Dave Floggit from Grubby Whore & Sons, estate agents of Notting Hill
"We are seeing increasingly more and more clients downsizing to the bijou level of the flea-infested dodgy mattress-strewn caravan complete with panoramic views of open-plan urinating tossers from the local crack den across the road.
"Mr Doherty is believed to be renting his trailer from a local smack dealer."
Pete is paying for the luxury trailer with the proceeds from his sold out calender.
