Britney slept through her first scheduled drug test. When the testing agency tried to schedule her second test, she wouldn't take their calls. Then a third drug test was scheduled. She couldn't make that one because there was too much traffic! Kevin Federline showed up at the custody hearing looking like a pirate, and he still looks better than Britney. Poor Kevin has pink eye. I'm still waiting for that picture.
Now Peta wants Britney to "surrender her dog", just like The Wicked Witch and Dorothy. They fear for the dog's safety. They are asking Kevin to file a motion to remove the dog from her care.
Also, Gloria Allred and Big Fat Tony, (Britney's ex bodyguard with the stains on his head), are meeting with Child Protective Services today to give them all the dirt on Brit, since the court documents are sealed and they don't have access on information that Gloria thinks they need. Allred tried to take Mchael Jackson's kids away too, and they are still being dragged around in some weird country with masks on their faces and wigs on their heads.
All my favorite experts, including Nancy Grace and Dr. Phil (ha! ha!) are saying that Britney not showing up to her child custody hearing was the single worst mistake she has made so far.
