Lindsay is Not "Clean" But She's "In Love"
Lindsay Lohan only went on an outing with her dad, not a 5 day vakay. Because she has not been able to pass one drug test since she's been at the Rehab Lodge, she was given a one day pass. She needed to get back there to be with the love of her life, Chesare Bono, who is the son of Sonny Bono and Mary, Sonny's second wife. People are reporting this is Cher's son, it is not.
"Lindsay has no interest in being sober in any way. She sees rehab as a way to fool the judge in her drunk driving case (There goes that fooling the judge thing again) and to be with the man she loves."
Here she is outside her lame fake rehab with her dad yesterday. His pants are way too tight.