Britney Pretends to be Modest at the DMV
After tanning, Britney changed into another wrinkled dress, and ASS HANGING OUT, she went to the DMV. Tests are hard, y'all. She wanted to get a vanity plate that said, "IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!" but didn't want to fill out the paperwork. She looks absolutely ridiculous being this happy, whether it's real or not. It actually seems to be. She's probably texting her drug dealer. Those ecstasy pills just seem to disappear, y'all.