Pregnant Pam
Pamela Anderson is rushing into her fourth stupid marriage with loser Rick Solaman because she's pregnant. Haven't any of these morons heard of birth control? Pamela is supposedly on death's door with her hepatitis C, which is just one of the nice diseases she will be able to give her child. UGH. Her new man is a real catch, he first became known for distributing the Tanya Harding sex tape, and later, Paris Hilton's.