Jessica Will Break Up With Papa To Be A "Movie Star!"


According to a source for OK! magazine, Jessica is said to be nearing a decision to pull the plug on her professional relationship with her dad, Joe Simpson. (But not on their sexual relationship)

The insider tells
, “She wanted to be a movie star (HA! HA! Good luck!) and Papa Joe wanted her to earn the salary of a movie star. After The Dukes of Hazzard movie, Joe was telling everyone that Jess was the next Julia Roberts, (What does that mean, be lucky enough to be in TWO MOVIES like what 20 and 10 years ago) the studios just laughed at him . Now there isn’t much work for Jessica.

"Not much work" for her? Oh my god, how about this..

Hey, Jessica? GO AWAY. NO ONE CARES, and no one EVER CARED. We were slightly amused by your stupidity on Newlyweds but, bad news. That doesn't make you a MOVIE STAR. Boobs don't make up for the fact that you are stupid, can't sing, (except for warbly, corny old lady songs) and you definitely can't act. Don't you think we saw the trailer for your HORRIBLE movie, Major Moron? It was so much worse than I ever expected! You couldn't say even one line normal.

Why don't you take your ridiculous collection of really ugly, gigantic purses, and your ratty dog and your hairdresser (oh, btw, he hates you too) and go somewhere far, far away? Oh, and take your earring wearing, incest having, overbearing preacher Papa with you. Thanks. Oh, P.S. No one on earth wants to wear any of that crap from your "clothing line that YOU DESIGNED" Ha! Ha! either, so you can take that to. Have a nice holiday, Julie