Two Really Horrible Celebrity Bands
OH SICK!! His intensity!
This one is so perplexing it’s almost too complicated to comprehend. Jada Pinkett Smith is in a Nu-metal band? She grew up in inner-city Baltimore and was friends with Tupac for Christ's sake! What could Jada possibly bring to Nu-metal? Isn’t that genre reserved exclusively for middle-class suburban white teenagers whose angst comes from not having the car on the weekend? Jada wants us to believe she's a street tough, rolling with her homies. Give us a break! She's sickening with her in your face "street cred." It's angry, sweating lesbian music at it's finest.
Russell Crowe— The Ordinary Fear of God
Instead of telling you that this is, quite possibly, the worst music ever created, we'll just give you a fun fact: In 2005, Crowe changed the band’s name from 30 Odd Foot of Grunts to the Ordinary Fear of God. He kept the same acronym (TOFOG) to save him the cost of remaking the band’s monogrammed merch! LOSER.
source: Maxim's Worst Celebrity Bands