Britney's sad attempt to appear sexy is the sickest.. it's Maggie's pose!
Oh ha! ha! Britney is SO FUNNY!!
With a guest list including Sharon Stone and Paris Hilton, the Scandinavian Mansion Of Style party turned into a 26th birthday party for Britney Spears on Saturday night.
The bloated singer, out in the company of Sam Lufti and Alli Sims, posed on the red carpet before heading off to receive a cake in her honor. Those who know say she IS PREGNANT, and angry that anyone found out. She thinks the father is a dancer named CHUCK. She never uses birth control, believing it "isn't necessary."