I don't care what you pay, or where you go, a spray tan looks ridiculously fake. It's not the right color, no one thinks you're tan, it's not a healthy glow. Why doesn't anyone see this? Smear a glob of orange paint on yourself, oh hey that looks great! Lindsay must go to Sunset Tan, and have that whiny loser Nick spray her tans on. Whoops... you forgot her arms, Nick! So pathetic.
