No Need to Rehearse.. She's Britney!
Britney partied all night before her last chance, and it showed. What ever happened to Criss Angel's magic?
Justin Hates Simpsons
After winning an award for male artist of the year, Justin Timberlake challenged MTV to start playing music videos again, saying "We don't want to see The Simpsons on MTV," clearly a diss towards the horrible shows of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson.
Just Hours Before Her Big "Comeback..."
Here is Britney at six a.m. Sunday morning after being up all night buying hair dye at a grocery store. Oh my god won't somebody help her! I think it's way too late.
It's Over When The Fat Lady Sings.. and She Has
Poor Britney. Her big comeback performance fell so flat that it was uncomfortable to watch. The audience was stunned into silence for many reasons. Far from being sexy or in shape, she barely moved as if her feet were glued to the stage. She still had her horrible weave stuck to her head, and she must have been concentrating so hard on her arm movements that she forgot to pretend she was singing to the last half of the song. She put forth ZERO EFFORT! She "shocked the world" alright. And, she was trying so hard not to fall down that she also forgot to confuse the world with hrr disappearing act! Where was all THE MAGIC??
Cameras that panned the audience caught Rihanna and P. Diddy laughing and others shaking their heads. Britney herself was terrified, and you could feel the tension. It was the worst possible thing Britney could have done -- to come out on that stage fat and out of shape, unprepared and not even pretending to sing her annoying song. Afterwards, the audience acted as if they were forcing themselves to clap, and then dead silence. Sarah Silverman then came out, made fun of Britney, her kids, her shaved ween and her mothering skills. To this, the crowd roared with laughter.
Las Vegas Police Look for Kid Rock
According to TMZ, the Las Vegas Police Department are on the hunt for Kid Rock after he beat up Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.
According to security at the Palms Hotel, where the awards took place, the LVPD has asked for Rock's room number at the hotel and any leads they might have regarding his current whereabouts.
Details as to what started the fight are still sketchy, but an eyewitness at the awards tells TMZ that "Tommy got it pretty bad."
Both Kid and Lee were escorted out of the awards by Palms security moments after the altercation took place.
Update: Kid Rock was questioned, and allowed to return to the awards. Tommy Lee, who was sitting with P. Diddy, had been antagonizing "Kid" all night, and Kid finally had enough! God, how old are these people? Shouldn't they be like.. I don't know-- doing something old people do?
Surprise, Bitches!
Producers who worked with Spears on her new album seemed confident she would regain her pop glory.
She will "surprise the world," said Sean Garrett, who collaborated with the singer on three new tracks.
These claims that she is going to CONFUSE THE WORLD (with her disappearing act) and SHOCK THE WORLD are really lame. The only confusion or shock to those watching (and it won't be THE WORLD) will be if she actually puts on a good show. I already know she's lip synching, and if her rehearsal is any indication of tonight's performance, she can't even dance.
Paris & Britney Reunite
This is what the world has been praying for. Britney and Paris reunited last night in Vegas at Fitty Cent's party at The Hard Rock. Here they strike a slutty pose with Ditty himself and producer Dallas Austin.
Jon Bon Jovi Disses Pete
I am so on Pete's side here. First of all, music by The Babyshambles is actually good. If he hadn't heard it, he shouldn't have commented at all. Luckily, no one reads Glamour Magazine.
Jon Bon Jovi must think he's cool or something. When asked by Glamour Magazine (HUH?) what he thought of Pete Doherty:
“We’re not familiar with anything other than his antics and the fact he’s always in trouble - I’ve never heard a single one of his songs.”
Wow "Jon", we aren't familiar with your antics OR ANY OF YOUR SONGS. The songs we are familiar with SUCK, especially that latest one on VH1, ugh. Oh, and one more thing. "Antics" is a word that my grandpa would say.
She Deserves It!
The only normal woman in Hollywood, Kathy Griffin, finally won an Emmy and beat out those assholes from Extreme Home Makeover!
Pete Goes to Rehab!
Pete Doherty's Baybshambles bandmates are pleased that the singer is attempting to overcome his drug addictions in rehab.
The group's bassist Drew McConnell told the BBC: "I was overjoyed at the news. I think what Pete needs is a bit of rest someplace where he's on lemonade.
Amy Trashes Hotel Room With Blood and Puke
Singer Amy Winehouse caused $9,000 of damage to a hotel suite with her husband last week, say reports.
The singer, who missed out on winning the Mercury Music Prize on Tuesday night, allegedly smeared blood over the bathroom walls and smashed a table in her room. Every part of the room was covered in vomit and blood.
According to the Sunday Mirror the star spent $400 at the bar before causing the damage to the Sanderson hotel's property.
A hotel staff member commented: "The in-house cleaners were totally shocked when they entered the room. I've certainly never seen anything like it before. They had to get an outside firm to clean blood off the walls and then there was a hefty paint job."
He's Jamie Foxx, Bitch!
Jamie Foxx banned the public from joining him in a hotel elevator so he wouldn't be hassled by fellow guests.
The Ray star was staying at the Four Season's Hotel in LA, where he used security staff to keep out fellow visitors from sharing the lift with him.
An onlooker told the New York Daily News: "He told guests of the hotel and journalists to leave the elevator. Then, at every floor where the elevator stopped, the bodyguard would stand with his arm stretched out and say, 'You can't enter' to anyone who tried to get in.
"A lot of us were like, 'Who does Jamie think he is?'"
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She's UGLY
Why does ANYONE think Jessica Biel is good looking? Just the shape of her head alone sends me REELING.
The World Mourns The Loss of a Great Actor
Statement from Corey Feldman:
"I am more than an actor. I am an icon.. an institution." Haha!! OH. MY.
"I feel that I need to address some of the statements that have been made in reference to Corey Haims and my friendship and his participation in Lost Boys 2. I have always considered Corey Haim a brother and dear friend and have always been there for him. Although I am deeply saddened that he has decided not to participate in Lost Boys 2, it was strictly his decision. For the record, I was not willing to go forward with any production or deal until I was assured that Corey Haim was onboard. I received confirmation from my representation that Haim had announced that he was officially attached to Lost Boys 2.
After starting production in Vancouver, I learned that Haim had chosen to pull out of the project. The reasons for his decisions are his and his alone. Although I am saddened by Haims departure, I am enjoying working on the film and am very excited about working with my Frog Brother Jamison Newlander and to carry the torch forward. I am very proud to be part of this highly anticipated sequel for Warner Brothers and feel confident that we are making a film that the fans will welcome as a complimentary addition to the franchise."
After some of us unfortunately saw the episode (or, any episode) of the A&E Show The Two Corey's where Corey Haim breaks down in tears over not being included in the Warner Brothers sequel of The Lost Boys, it is now being reported that he was asked to be in it. Now, he has pulled out because he does not want to participate in the drug testing for the movie. Wow I'm shocked! Who would have guessed! Ha Ha!
Kanye Puts Brit on Blast
“I can’t believe she would perform. She hasn’t had a hit record in years.”
- Kanye West on Britney opening the VMAs
Katie Needs Sex
The strain of a sexless life with that freak Tom Cruise is really starting to show on Katie Holmes' face.
Britney Parties Till Six A.M.
After being warned by MTV to "rest up and rehearse," Britney partied last night until six a.m. this morning with P. Diddy and Pharrell Williams.
Was This Really Necessary?
"Little Dannielynne," (as Entertainment Tonight INSISTS on calling her) is cute, she's one, and she's the daughter of Anna Nicole. But WHAT'S THE STORY? SO WHAT, aren't almost all one year old's cute? And will she even know she has this ridiculous float size cake?
Britney's Shiny New Grill
Britney got this dazzling grill, believing it would help her connect with her "black audience." SICK!
Fitty Likes Skanky Racists
He must! First it was reported that Fitty's white girlfriend yelled the "N" Word at him all the time, and that it didn't bother him. Now he's got this tired old tramp hanging all over him, and she is the one who calls the clubs and threatens them not to "let any blacks in, or her and her friends will stop coming." Fitty enjoys her skank smeared all over him at his party at The Hard Rock in Vegas last night. Yum!
MTV Scolds Britney
When MTV agreed to let Britney opn the show, they warned her that she better be normal. Ha Ha! I love that. According to the NYDN, "Britney knows she's on thin ice. When they agreed to the performance, they sat her down and told her she should not be going out, and instead focus on rehearsing and resting."
"She seemed to be thankful and appreciative for the chance, but who knows her? MTV made it clear her usual behavior will not be tolerated."
Yeah, she's really been resting. Bitch hasn't even gotten her haggard ass nails done!
Brad & Angelina Pretend They're Together
Brad and Angelina are sure looking beat at the Toronto Film Festival. She's sucked the life out of him! His eyes are screaming HELP. He just won for best actor at The Venice Film Festival for portraying Jesse James. Haven't we already seen that movie like 100 times?
Jessica's Only Friend
Has anyone else noticed that Jessica Simpson is ALWAYS ALONE? Lucky for her she has her Maltese, Daisy, to go places with her. I guess she's learned that you need more than big boobs for people to like you. No one even wants her for a one night stand! She is on her way to NYC for a fashion show, as if she needs clothes... to go where?
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