Surprise, Bitches!


Producers who worked with Spears on her new album seemed confident she would regain her pop glory.

She will "surprise the world," said Sean Garrett, who collaborated with the singer on three new tracks.

These claims that she is going to CONFUSE THE WORLD (with her disappearing act) and SHOCK THE WORLD are really lame. The only confusion or shock to those watching (and it won't be THE WORLD) will be if she actually puts on a good show. I already know she's lip synching, and if her rehearsal is any indication of tonight's performance, she can't even dance.