Poor Britney. Her big comeback performance fell so flat that it was uncomfortable to watch. The audience was stunned into silence for many reasons. Far from being sexy or in shape, she barely moved as if her feet were glued to the stage. She still had her horrible weave stuck to her head, and she must have been concentrating so hard on her arm movements that she forgot to pretend she was singing to the last half of the song. She put forth ZERO EFFORT! She "shocked the world" alright. And, she was trying so hard not to fall down that she also forgot to confuse the world with hrr disappearing act! Where was all THE MAGIC??
Cameras that panned the audience caught Rihanna and P. Diddy laughing and others shaking their heads. Britney herself was terrified, and you could feel the tension. It was the worst possible thing Britney could have done -- to come out on that stage fat and out of shape, unprepared and not even pretending to sing her annoying song. Afterwards, the audience acted as if they were forcing themselves to clap, and then dead silence. Sarah Silverman then came out, made fun of Britney, her kids, her shaved ween and her mothering skills. To this, the crowd roared with laughter.
