Oh those zany and wacky terrorists are at it again! This time around, the Muslim terrorists are allegedly completely pissed off at Britney Spears, as they should be. They want to convert Britney Spears to Islam and warned that if Britney resisted then her head would be cut off. Ouch!
Muhammad Abdel-Al (not to be confused with Paula Abdul - she's a different terrorist), has said, "If I meet these whores I will have the honor - I repeat, I will have the honor - to be the first one to cut the heads off of Madonna and Britney Spears if they keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam. If these two prostitutes keep doing what they're doing we of course will punish them...a prostitute woman must be stoned or must be eighty times hit with a belt."
source: worldnetdaily
