This Bitch Needs to Go Home and Bake Ashton a Pie or Something



She has spent more than $500,000 on a head-to-toe surgical makeover to make herself look younger, including:
Lipo to hips, thighs & stomach - $30,000
Breast Implants - $22,000
Breast Lift - $20,000
Brow Lift - $8,000
Chemical Face Peel - $20,000
Collagen - $400 per visit
Teeth Veneers and whitening - $12,000
Saggy Knee Surgery - $10,000
Excercise Coach - $300,000


But four years later - and having failed to secure the string of big-money parts she had presumably hoped to win - Demi Moore has decided to speak out against ageism in Hollywood.

The 44-year-old told a magazine: "It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. I am over 40.

"There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."
source: Daily Mail

Oh, poor trailer trash. It could be that too many people remember Striptease. Maybe it's your husky man voice. Or that your acting has the range of a wooden stick! Go back to Idaho and collect some more dolls, you boring fug.