Gross Daddy Joe Simpson told People Magazine:
“Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing,” he said, “and country music still believes in that.”
Simpson, 27, recently finished filming Major Movie Star and is turning her thoughts back to her music. (Ha! Ha! Because that shit movie is going straight to video!) Her last album, 2006’s “Public Affair,” hit the Top 20, (for about 7 minutes) but quickly fell off the charts.
“She’s a singer from top to bottom,” (If you're a fan of old lady type singing, like Rosemary Clooney) Joe Simpson said. “And everything in the music business, especially pop music, has moved away from singers. And I think country is the the only pure, storytelling kind of genre left.” (Bad news, Joe. Country music doesn't want her either!)
He also said she was going to dye her hair brown. Hey, Joe, dress that bitch up in a monkey suit and maybe she can try some gymnastics. Then when that fails, maybe she can get a short punk hair-do and play the drums. Jessica has NO TALENT. No one wants to see or hear her DO ANYTHING. GO AWAY, far away.
