The Tattlebuzz

Brit's Saggy Boobs Cause a Riot

(and big gross ears)
Britney went shopping and left a store with this striped top. No fashion sense, (or sense) whatsoever, poor Brit's saggy cow boobs hung down and flopped around like well... like an old cow

Seven LAPD cars and two tourist buses, as well as dozens of fotogs were crowding around the store to catch a glimpse of Brit and her saggy boobs..

And later that evening, Britney was STILL wearing the same fuming pair of brown cowboy boots she has worn since2002, and the filthy JC Penneys Maverick ripped jeans.

After hearing the boob jokes from the crowd, she went into another store, where she put on a white see-through polo neck and bright yellow bra which looked too small for her ample chest. Her nails look nice though, maybe the first time ever.

Jerry In Car Wreck

Somehow avoiding serious injury, Jerry Seinfeld walked away unharmed after being involved in a rollover car wreck on Saturday in East Hampton, New York.

According to New York Post reports, the 53-year-old comic “was driving alone when the brakes on his 1967 Fiat BTM stopped working. As his vehicle headed into traffic on the highway, he pulled the emergency brake, but it didn’t work.”

From there, Seinfeld “cut the wheel to the right and the two-door sedan flipped over and came to a stop yards from the highway. The car rolled onto the passenger side, then the roof and finally topped on the driver’s side.”

Jerry’s wife Jessica told press “He was a little shocked when he walked in, and it started to dawn on him what happened.”

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Deformed Fug Posing AGAIN, Thinking She's Sexy

Renee went on Letterman and thought it was the red carpet outside his studio and started giving us the poses again, ugh. Ever heard of a regular smile you ugly freak?

Mad Dog "Supermodel" Arrested Again For Assault on a Cop

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"Supermodel" (I hate that word, so over-used and untrue) Naomi Campbell still seems to have a problem with that darn temper of hers. (and her gigantic Man hands) Coke will do that to you. She was arrested on a British Airways flight yesterday after assaulting a police officer.

The angry psycho apparently had a furious fight with BA cabin crew over a missing bag at Heathrow's Terminal 5.
Police were called, and Naomi was "virtually dragged" out of the First Class cabin and off the plane in handcuffs.

During her crazed meltdown, she spat at an officer, one onlooker claimed.
The drama erupted just minutes before her flight to Los Angeles was due to take off.

The raging Campbell, 37, who was to appear on a TV show in the U.S., was apparently told that one of her two bags had not been loaded on to the plane.
The bag in question, thought to contain clothes for her TV appearance, was said to be "very heavy".
Witnesses said the model began screaming and swearing at staff, waving her arms.

After a "sustained" period of abuse to the BA staff, she got off the plane before boarding it again and continuing to shout and swear - prompting BA staff to call the police.

Up to four officers boarded the transatlantic airliner and arrested Miss Campbell.
They put her into handcuffs and after a struggle managed to get her off the aircraft, sources said.
The entire incident lasted for around 40 minutes.

A witness said: "She was screaming and shouting, swearing, spitting and complaining that she did not have her clothes for her television appearance.
"I've never seen anything like it."

Kate Hudson Ready For A Baby.. With Owen Wilson

Kate is looking for an apartment in New York City, and has been trying to persuade Owen Wilson to move in with her and start a family. Because nothing says Father Knows Best like a recent attempted suicide and a lil' drug addiction. Sounds like a plan, Kate. Hey, you're really smart.

It's Hard Being Madonna

Hey, Madge, your workout really makes you look sexy! Those are some really cute shoes you're wearing too. We all wish we could look just like you!

Fun Flashback: Paris, Britney, and Wonky

These three sure are sexy, aren't they?

This is the best picture I've ever seen of the wonky eye!! She must not be able to control it as well when it's drunk

Watch For Their Love Video Coming Soon!

Lindsay Picking Her Nose in Public

Lindsay Lohan takes time out to dig into her nose while walking

With her nose treat hidden behind her hand, she quickly eats it before anyone can ask her to share

Teeny Man Begs For His Job Back at Paramount

Tom begged Sumner for another chance, and promised to try to act normal

Last week,our favorite teeny sprout met with former boss Sumner Redstone of Paramount Pictures, who decided not to renew Tom’s contract in 2006.

According to Fox News, “The fact that Teeny groveled in public would indicate that the actor knows just how bad “Valkyrie” is and that he’s trying to shore up his future before the eye patch hits the fan this fall. Certainly, a signed $20 million contract from Paramount would be insurance against this unavoidable disaster destroying his career.” Of course, if he ever needs a back-up career, he is second in command in the Scientology world.

“More importantly, if Sumner allows the lil' sprout back, he will be returning after the release this fall of “Valkyrie,” in which he plays Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, the real-life would-be assassin of Adolf Hitler, with an eye patch, a withered limb and — according to the $100 million film’s trailer — a California accent reminiscent of Jerry Maguire.”

Valkyrie is set to be released this coming October, and follows Teeny’s recent box-office bomb, Lions for Lambs.

Mother of the Year, Denise Richards

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"You'd NEVER hear me say.. Mommy's feeling fat today in front of MY girls. I don't want them to be dissatisfied with their bodies." Denise Richards
Oh, but you let your oldest daughter chew on a greasy filthy rag at the age of five years old. Your THREE YEAR OLD isn't potty trained yet. Yes, you are a shining example for motherhood everywhere. And you are so versatile, what with making time out of your hectic schedule to be a cheap hooker, steal your friends drunk husbands and still squeezing in a "reality show."

Madonna Still Trying To Convince Us That She Looks Good

“I’m not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman?,” she asks. “I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way!” Then, making a face, she adds, “I would never get fat. I hate fat people."

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Well, everyone hates you, Madonna. Fat and skinny people everywhere. Oh and just so you know... not every woman wants to look like a hard, muscled MAN.

Our lady of the blessed biceps