Britney Spears has been begging KFed to give her a second chance at love with him. A source said that she thinks if she has KFed back it'll help get her life back on track. KFed told her to step off and it apparently sent her into a deep depression. When she found out KFed was dating Playboy model and Colin Farrell's sex tape co-star, Nicole Narain, she flipped out and called the Befrienders suicide hotline several times. Release that tape! Enjoy the pics of Brit walking like a sasquatch with a bird on her head.
A source said, "Britney's boiling with jealousy and has been calling Kfed day and night to check he's not with Nicole.
She's desperate and thinks if she can get Kevin back he'll drop the custody battle—but that's not going to happen."
The source also claims that Brit was ordered by the court in a secret hearing last Friday to have psychological tests. Now, Britney feels her only option is to....
FLEE TO CUBA! No, I'm not kidding.
"She's terrified of losing her sons. There are no extradition laws in Cuba, so she thinks it's her only hope."
Because of all this drama, friends and family want Brit to join Lindsay Lohan in rehab in Utah. That's just what that bitch needs.
Here's Britney visiting a furniture store in Malibu yesterday, with her sweaty armpits. Ewww. Before this, she stopped traffic on the Pacific Coast Highway because she had car trouble, and was wandering around through five lanes of traffic with her 2 sons.
