Prince's Coachella Music Festival brought out the "stars" in their true form. My faves are a drunken David Hasselhoff who was obnoxious and yelling about who he is and hanging out with some underage sluts. He looks like he just came from an audition for The Village People
and a coked up Melanie Griffith without her beloved heartthrob (LOL) Antonio, who sat alone gobbling nachos and sweating