Lindsay is a Broke Ass Bitch Who Lives in a Dump

My first reaction when I saw this house was that it was a shocking dump. Not by regular standards, of course, but by Hollywood standards. I don't know why I'm surprised that this "star", and why do we call her that, lives here.



So, it's Lindsay's house. Her and Sam have been together a long time!



Here's a little background on this Samantha Ronson character. First of all, she used to look like a girl:

Samantha Ronson is a Dj and rock singer. Who knew?

Her stepfather is musician Mick Jones of the rock band Foreigner and her mother is Ann Dexter-Jones. Her twin sister is fashion designer Charlotte Ronson and older brother is Dj and producer Mark Ronson.

Ronson was formerly signed to hip hop record label Roc-A-Fella Records and she released four songs, "Pull My Hair Out", "Fool", "If It's Gonna Rain" and "Built This Way", which was featured in the movie “Mean Girls”.

In 2004, Ronson wrote and recorded her first album, RED", which was never released, though song downloads were made available from her MySpace page. Ronson also made a number of appearances on mix tapes produced by artists signed to the Roc-A-Fella label. After leaving Roc-A-Fella, Ronson moved to Los Angeles and continued playing shows, DJ'ing, as well as writing and recording music.

She is also a co-owner of the New York City night club The Plumm, along with actor Chris Noth, David Wells and Noel Ashman, among others.

Lindsay and Sam at the airport this weekend



Lindsay, ugly and being a bitch as always, carries her man's hat


Because she can't afford her old lifestyle (HA! ha!!) and loves her sporty kicks, she just joined the Hideous Kicks of the Month Club, so they send her a new pair every month for only $39.95