Kevin Gives Britney a Mothers Day Gift

Britney, who is chubbier than she's ever been, just found out she can spend Mother's Day with her sons, because, you know, she's such a great mom, and always thinking of them first. Kevin, (who doesn't want to be called K-Fed anymore!) said Britney is doing better, and "EVEN" called her "his lady." I feel like I'm going to be sick.