The Loneliest Girl In The Club

On August 19th at Teddy's in Los Angeles, a Life & Style staff member noticed that Britney Spears looked down in the dumps. They went up to her and asked her what was going on and why she looked so sad? In between her sips of a Vodka Sea Breeze Britney said, “My babies are my life. I love them more than anything.”
Hey I have an idea then. Why don't you go home and take care of them and stop drinking, sucking heroin pops, buying and wearing horrible wigs, pooping in public with the door open, having sex with men and women in swimming pools, smashing into parked cars, and MAKE A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT, dude.
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