OH. UGH.

Here, I'll save everyone the anticipation, (WHO?!) and the mags alot of money. Here they are, J.Lo and Skeletor's twins, Max and Emme


Do they have gated communities in Puerto Rico? Because that's where J. Lo needs to go, far away. She is already thinking of her kids in terms of how much money she can make off them. She better hope they don't look a thing like Skeletor. J. Ho is hoping to have her baby on Valentine's Day, so she can make the magazine deadlines! MSNBC's The Scoop reports that JLo already had the February 14th date planned out. A source said, “She didn’t just like it because of the obvious correlation, but she also was happy that it ... would easily make the deadline for the weekly magazine covers.”

The source went on to say that JLo is hoping to have a photo shoot with her twins in one of the three new nurseries. She needs an extra, in case one smells like poop! She reportedly paid $120,000 for each nursery. The nurseries are equipped with imported furniture from France and “some of it has 18 karat gold on the legs and knobs. The rooms will even have crystal chandeliers
.”